# Ricer Laws
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420
**Category:** SON240sx Automotive
**Created:** [October 2, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420 "2006-10-02T16:25:27Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2006, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/21 "2006-10-04T17:49:14Z")
i didn’t write it i just found it and thought some of the stuff was funny ,…sorry? i guess lol like i dunno i guess i was wrong?
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### Author:  [@Osad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Osad)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2006, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/22 "2006-10-04T21:04:34Z")
[http://meetmeinto.com/thread\_content.asp?threadId=433439&forumName=cmforum&total=73](http://meetmeinto.com/thread_content.asp?threadId=433439&forumName=cmforum&total=73)
Give that a little read if youd like to see what true ricers are.
These people are defending what VTEC is, and they themselves came to the conclusion that nobody knows wtf it is :lol: :lol:
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### Author:  [@SE-R\_Racer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SE-R_Racer)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2006, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/23 "2006-10-05T05:26:29Z")
You can add these to the list 😃
Law #159 You think drag racing is the only form of racing out there
Law #160 You ask a road racer what the 1/4 mile time or 0-60 time is for his car
Law #161 You see the red bottle in the back of a road race car and ask if it is ‘NAWS’ even though the nozzles are pointed in the interior of the car (we get this all the time at shows)
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### Author:  [@spd-dmn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spd-dmn)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2006, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/24 "2006-10-05T10:01:42Z")
What’s wrong with knowing the 1/4mile time of a road racer?
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### Author:  [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2006, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/25 "2006-10-05T12:07:13Z")
A lot of them wouldn’t waste the time and money to go to a drag strip.
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### Author:  [@SE-R\_Racer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SE-R_Racer)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/26 "2006-10-05T18:57:29Z")
> [@spd-dmn](#):
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> What’s wrong with knowing the 1/4mile time of a road racer?
It’s irrelevant information. Ie. at Mosport you are rarely under 100kmh (our average speed for the 200sx is 140+km/h) Most of the lap is well over that.
We never start from a stopped car, and we don’t typically see 1/4 mile of straight track, except the two times we run at Shannonville., and only use 2nd gear very briefly in 5b, most of Mosport is 4th gear and most of Shannonville is 3rd gear. 1/4 mile just doesn’t mean anything. Acceleration #'s in 3rd gear and 4th gear maybe would be handy…don’t think there are any drag strips that would let us take a 3rd gear 130kmh rolling run at the lights 😃
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### Author:  [@kuzals](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kuzals)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/27 "2006-10-05T21:08:42Z")
> [@SE-R Racer](#):
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> don’t think there are any drag strips that would let us take a 3rd gear 130kmh rolling run at the lights 😃
Bonneville? 😃
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### Author:  [@SE-R\_Racer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SE-R_Racer)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/28 "2006-10-06T03:01:05Z")
Now that would be fun!
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### Author:  [@rc3932](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rc3932)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2007, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/29 "2007-08-14T11:26:25Z")
I add a new law to this list
Law#159: I put a chip on my intake, I got 40 extra hp
Wait one more
Law#160: Me: What motor you got in that?
Ricer: JDM GSR
Me: Oh ya? what’s the engine code?
Ricer: I dunno, I can rev to 9000 rpm
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### Author:  [@Cal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cal)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2007, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/30 "2007-08-14T11:45:56Z")
Look at me I’m double-posting!!!
Wheeeeee
x2
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### Author:  [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2007, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/31 "2007-08-14T11:57:23Z")
Law #161 If you have primered aero on your car
Law #162 If you painted your car flatblack.
Law #163 If your name is Spike\_Sr20det
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### Author:  [@Keez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Keez)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2007, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/32 "2007-08-14T12:17:15Z")
> [@Looks like I'm changing my display age...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looks-like-im-changing-my-display-age/13700/28):
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> Law #161 If you have primered aero on your car
> Law #162 If you painted your car flatblack.
> Law #163 If your name is Spike\_Sr20det
actually. that fits my car pretty well. accept flatblack aero, and flatblack car
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### Author:  [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/33 "2007-08-14T14:59:08Z")
wow brought back from the dead? this is old but still pretty good.
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### Author:  [@GetARide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GetARide)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/34 "2007-08-14T20:49:47Z")
I wonder how many Ricer laws broken by this '89 Integra Type R/GSR/RS. It had all the emblems on the trunk.
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### Author:  [@IRo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IRo)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2007, 11:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/35 "2007-08-14T23:05:37Z")
im getting sic of this ricer shyt, aprently to this we are all ricers. who cares.
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### Author:  [@rc3932](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rc3932)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/36 "2007-08-16T11:39:29Z")
leave flat black alone man, i actually like that colour…
Flat black is way better than metallic orange with flakes on a bone stock
EK, with no mods what so ever but had 900 different gauges like it monitors
everything in the car.
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### Author:  [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/37 "2007-08-16T12:10:53Z")
I’d love a gauge that monitors methane content in the car’s interior so it can rate how bad it is when you let one rip.
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### Author:  [@Ko-San](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ko-San)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/38 "2007-10-30T22:22:55Z")
sorry for bringing back old thread but why does everyone knock on flat black?
it actually looks pretty cool ( reminds me of batmobile)
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### Author:  [@sonny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sonny)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/39 "2007-11-05T17:27:24Z")
whats a ricer??
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### Author:  [@Ko-San](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ko-San)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-laws/100420/40 "2007-11-06T19:23:39Z")
> [@My mind is on vacation, but I still have 3 more days of work](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mind-is-on-vacation-but-i-still-have-3-more-days-of-work/14781/10):
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> whats a ricer??
All show no go
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