# Ricer Rant

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 13, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071 "2008-12-13T20:24:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TwoFortySX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twofortysx/32/6014_2.png) [@TwoFortySX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TwoFortySX)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/21 "2008-12-14T10:05:39Z")

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I would seriously pay to see that camo civic chasing down a neon on the highway!

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**Author:** ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/22 "2008-12-14T10:43:38Z")

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Wow, looked at the MySpace page. I can’t believe people seriously act/dress/look/are like that. Looked more like a parody page than anything.

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/23 "2008-12-14T10:45:00Z")

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> [@anyone have an idea of what this is?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-have-an-idea-of-what-this-is/39004/8):
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> I would seriously pay to see that camo civic chasing down a neon on the highway!

werent in the peon. we were in the girlfriend’s civic

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**Author:** ![Neosmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bcef8e/32.png) [@Neosmurf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neosmurf)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/24 "2008-12-14T10:54:32Z")

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[myspace.com/ii\_l0ve\_geeks](http://myspace.com/ii_l0ve_geeks)

His girlfriends myspace. I was going to ask how does a fat \*\*\*\* like him get a halfway decent girl, but then I noticed her url.

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**Author:** ![YoungTegger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@YoungTegger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/YoungTegger)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/25 "2008-12-14T11:01:23Z")

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LOL that turd is always parked on Maytide! What a pile’ haha!

Seems like he spends more time inside Getgo hounding all the food than outside taking pictures of that piece.

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/26 "2008-12-14T11:14:23Z")

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oh wow… 🤣

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**Author:** ![TwoFortySX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twofortysx/32/6014_2.png) [@TwoFortySX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TwoFortySX)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/27 "2008-12-14T11:39:52Z")

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> [@New Dog](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-dog/38964/20):
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> werent in the peon. we were in the girlfriend’s civic

another RACECAR! wooo. Even better.

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**Author:** ![Neosmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bcef8e/32.png) [@Neosmurf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neosmurf)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/28 "2008-12-14T11:44:54Z")

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> [@IMPORTFEST SHOWCASE (56k NO WAY)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/importfest-showcase-56k-no-way/38933/34):
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> another RACECAR! wooo. Even better.

Would be even better if it had some badass racing stripes too.

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**Author:** ![TwoFortySX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twofortysx/32/6014_2.png) [@TwoFortySX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TwoFortySX)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/29 "2008-12-14T11:47:38Z")

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> [@Another myspace death](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-myspace-death/38995/12):
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> Would be even better if it had some badass racing stripes too.

that would be so awesome that the world might explode unless chuck norris said it was okay.

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**Author:** ![PoisonousBeef](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/poisonousbeef/32/6007_2.png) [@PoisonousBeef](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PoisonousBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/30 "2008-12-14T12:02:15Z")

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here’s your huckleberry…

“miss my lip ring and plugs but but 50k plus a year is more important”

![http://a556.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/l_1ebbb5998b468c57e953e45c71ec787b.jpg](http://a556.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/l_1ebbb5998b468c57e953e45c71ec787b.jpg)

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**Author:** ![RagingSun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@RagingSun](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RagingSun)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/31 "2008-12-14T12:56:14Z")

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wonder if he has this shifter in his car

[Jet Shifter](http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Aircraft-shift-knob-xmas-Corvette-Mopar-Mustang_W0QQitemZ120349239911QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMotors_Car_Truck_Parts_Accessories?hash=item120349239911&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=72%3A543%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318)

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**Author:** ![SmokinDiesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/57b2e6/32.png) [@SmokinDiesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SmokinDiesel)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/32 "2008-12-14T12:57:19Z")

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> [@Need movie suggestions, some stipulations...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-movie-suggestions-some-stipulations/38985/28):
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> wonder if he has this shifter in his car
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> [Jet Shifter](http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Aircraft-shift-knob-xmas-Corvette-Mopar-Mustang_W0QQitemZ120349239911QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMotors_Car_Truck_Parts_Accessories?hash=item120349239911&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=72%3A543%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318)

I wonder why the ricer of the year would post in a thread named “Ricer Rant” … I dont think it was intended as an invite

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**Author:** ![Klinkb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Klinkb](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Klinkb)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/33 "2008-12-14T13:10:20Z")

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> [@Need movie suggestions, some stipulations...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-movie-suggestions-some-stipulations/38985/28):
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> wonder if he has this shifter in his car
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> [Jet Shifter](http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Aircraft-shift-knob-xmas-Corvette-Mopar-Mustang_W0QQitemZ120349239911QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMotors_Car_Truck_Parts_Accessories?hash=item120349239911&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=72%3A543%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318)

did you already order yours?

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/34 "2008-12-14T15:13:29Z")

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> [@Another myspace death](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-myspace-death/38995/12):
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> Would be even better if it had some badass racing stripes too.

factory stripes slutbucket noob… I can peel them off and shove them up your ass if you like?

At least I didnt go out and buy a v6 sports car with an automatic transmission.  
So was it orginally your grandma’s car, or did you just not want to worry about shifting gears when you have to run to walmart for tampons?  
I love how you only have 139 posts and jump in to say a smart remark whenever someone else says something. You remind me of a homosexual 6 grader that tries to act tough to fit in with a bunch of bullies at school and in return gets his own ass beat.

btw your mother called, she said if your not back within 10 mins with the condoms she sent you out for that your uncle is going to beat your ass cuz he wont be able to get some tonight

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**Author:** ![TwoFortySX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twofortysx/32/6014_2.png) [@TwoFortySX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TwoFortySX)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/35 "2008-12-14T15:22:18Z")

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wooo

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/36 "2008-12-14T15:25:40Z")

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on a side note, why the hell would you post a picture of this kids ass on these forums? 🤣

I love the internet… you make a post about someone’s driving and it leads to people finding pictures of his bare ass and posting them on here… :bowrofl:

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**Author:** ![SmokinDiesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/57b2e6/32.png) [@SmokinDiesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SmokinDiesel)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/37 "2008-12-14T17:36:51Z")

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> [@Ferrets, where, how much?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ferrets-where-how-much/39010/6):
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> factory stripes slutbucket noob… I can peel them off and shove them up your ass if you like?
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> At least I didnt go out and buy a v6 sports car with an automatic transmission.  
> So was it orginally your grandma’s car, or did you just not want to worry about shifting gears when you have to run to walmart for tampons?  
> I love how you only have 139 posts and jump in to say a smart remark whenever someone else says something. You remind me of a homosexual 6 grader that tries to act tough to fit in with a bunch of bullies at school and in return gets his own ass beat.
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> btw your mother called, she said if your not back within 10 mins with the condoms she sent you out for that your uncle is going to beat your ass cuz he wont be able to get some tonight

.00001/100 … But I guess I didn’t expect much better out of you anyways

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**Author:** ![RagingSun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@RagingSun](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RagingSun)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/38 "2008-12-14T20:35:01Z")

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i got 2 one for the shifter and one for the ebrake

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/39 "2008-12-14T20:40:49Z")

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> [@Ferrets, where, how much?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ferrets-where-how-much/39010/6):
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> factory stripes slutbucket noob… I can peel them off and shove them up your ass if you like?
> 
> At least I didnt go out and buy a v6 sports car with an automatic transmission.  
> So was it orginally your grandma’s car, or did you just not want to worry about shifting gears when you have to run to walmart for tampons?  
> I love how you only have 139 posts and jump in to say a smart remark whenever someone else says something. You remind me of a homosexual 6 grader that tries to act tough to fit in with a bunch of bullies at school and in return gets his own ass beat.
> 
> btw your mother called, she said if your not back within 10 mins with the condoms she sent you out for that your uncle is going to beat your ass cuz he wont be able to get some tonight

🤣

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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/40 "2008-12-14T22:01:04Z")

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> [@FS: Everything Laying Around My House CHEAP!!!!\[Gameroom/Home/Auto\] \*\*56k upgrade now](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-everything-laying-around-my-house-cheap-gameroom-home-auto-56k-upgrade-now/34434/61):
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> LOL that turd is always parked on Maytide! What a pile’ haha!
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> Seems like he spends more time inside Getgo hounding all the food than outside taking pictures of that piece.

ahhh thats the street name!!!

> [@how-to-attend-an-afghan-wedding.html](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-attend-an-afghan-wedding-html/38925/5):
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> .00001/100 … But I guess I didn’t expect much better out of you anyways

I think hes getting better at insults I laughed a little.

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