# Ricer Rant

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 13, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071 "2008-12-13T20:24:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 23

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### Author: ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/441 "2008-12-18T13:42:29Z")

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I started that like 5 years ago. you just now caught on??? 🤣

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### Author: ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/442 "2008-12-18T13:44:41Z")

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> [@Verizon now offers FIOS in faster packages](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-now-offers-fios-in-faster-packages/39093/3):
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> stop acting like a tough guy, I’ll have burnyd come fight you

u both can bring it

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### Author: ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/443 "2008-12-18T13:45:19Z")

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> [@Buffalo Bills 2007 Season Discussion](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-2007-season-discussion/35063/705):
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> u both can bring it

I don’t think anyone wants that :op:

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### Author: ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/444 "2008-12-18T13:47:20Z")

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> [@UHP tasers speeding driver over ticket...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uhp-tasers-speeding-driver-over-ticket/39094/4):
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> I started that like 5 years ago. you just now caught on??? 🤣

yeah that started back when PR was going down and PS adopted us.

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### Author: ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/445 "2008-12-18T14:02:50Z")

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> [@AWWW...HAPPY BIRTHDAY HoT BiMMeR Boi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awww-happy-birthday-hot-bimmer-boi/39075/21):
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> darkstar sucks the cawk & 1320 gobbles up the gooooooooooo

> [@New Xbox 360 Bans!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-xbox-360-bans/39082/16):
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> lolsssss, I heard you fuck 1320 in the butt more than you bought his cars!!!

> [@Race Trailer?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/race-trailer/39084/6):
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> I must be special … I never bought a damn thing from him and I still got the same treatment!!

Jesus, it’s raining faggot n00bs in this bitch.

> [@New Xbox 360 Bans!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-xbox-360-bans/39082/17):
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> :bowrofl: werd. What a faggot. Buying cars from 1320. I hear when you buy one, he sucks you off on the way to get the title transferred.

I hope you get herpes.

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### Author: ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/446 "2008-12-18T14:28:38Z")

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Since the other thread got closed here is a response for Mr. “I went to CMU / CUM for cock engineering and ended up the human testing bench for 13 inch dildos”…

I think you should listen to Cheeks because after I’m done beating you down, I will skull fuck you then take a shit on the hood of your beloved CTS. All the while I’ll have Starboy video tape it and post it up on here for Pittspeed to see.

You are too fucking new and too fucking stupid to be threatening me you assclown. Go find some retiree community forum that you can brag on about your beat ass 2003 entry level V6 Cady and how your dick is so shrivled you have to engineer a cock splint for it just to stand up and take a piss.

/yourself

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### Author: ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/447 "2008-12-18T14:40:12Z")

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> [@Verizon now offers FIOS in faster packages](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-now-offers-fios-in-faster-packages/39093/3):
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> stop acting like a tough guy, I’ll have burnyd come fight you

I weigh like a 1/3rd of you and pewter…

> [@Buffalo Bills 2007 Season Discussion](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-2007-season-discussion/35063/705):
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> u both can bring it

naaahh thats alright, you can fondle cheeky all day 1320 tells me he likes that.

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/448 "2008-12-18T14:59:12Z")

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> [@UHP tasers speeding driver over ticket...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uhp-tasers-speeding-driver-over-ticket/39094/4):
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> I started that like 5 years ago. you just now caught on??? 🤣

the fuck you did. 🤣

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### Author: ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/449 "2008-12-18T15:17:57Z")

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wow this thread will never end lol… my girlfriend was giving me updates over the phone as I was at work. 🤣

> [@JChfc80's PM](#):
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> me and you need to have words face to face

Im so fucking scared I dont know if I can leave the house tonight…

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### Author: ![SmokinDiesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/57b2e6/32.png) [@SmokinDiesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SmokinDiesel)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/450 "2008-12-18T15:19:56Z")

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> [@New Xbox 360 Bans!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-xbox-360-bans/39082/22):
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> Im so fucking scared I dont know if I can leave the house tonight…

I believe that … fucking pussy

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### Author: ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/451 "2008-12-18T16:22:28Z")

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> [@Dodge 1500 Cummins - Should I buy in 2 yrs?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dodge-1500-cummins-should-i-buy-in-2-yrs/39063/13):
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> i know you guys are off the subject. But i just want to clear some stufff up. yes i am a member of “Hurtin Feelinz”. Tony his girlfreind me and My girlfreind wer in the car that night not for guys. second if any of you at all have a problem or anything. Please feel free to send me a private message and we can meet face to face. Thank you

so your gf’s were mistaken for men? not the best thing to admit.

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### Author: ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/452 "2008-12-18T16:44:51Z")

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If anyone wants to hurt my feelinz Ill be at smokin Joe’s tonight.bring your shitty civic, cavalier , caddy whatever…oh and bring cash for my bar tab

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### Author: ![vw16vcabby](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vw16vcabby/32/5943_2.png) [@vw16vcabby](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vw16vcabby)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/453 "2008-12-18T17:35:38Z")

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> [@FS or FT 90 jeep wrangler](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-or-ft-90-jeep-wrangler/39011/5):
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> probably formed in america? lol old caddys–new caddys…WTF old hondas–new hondas. bas eball is popular in japan too.lol your an idiot.

i said the bodies are probably made from japanese steel-- but are assembled by union usa workers who are overpaid.

re-read what i wrote. then apologize. life goes on, it is the internet. i wont flame you for mis-reading.

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### Author: ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/454 "2008-12-18T18:22:28Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/39067/12):
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> what is your line of work? you couldn’t clean the floors of my al ma matter

Wow, nice attitude. I realize you’re just being defensive, but still, :down:.

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### Author: ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/455 "2008-12-18T19:25:43Z")

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> [@JChfc80's PM to another member](#):
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> i dont know which one it is i cant veiw any of them because the county blocks myspace at work all the shit needs to come down and someone needs to say sorry for this shit or **_ill pick off all of you one at a time_** im not the one to play with maybe you can get away with messing with tony or mike si but not me im the nicest guy in the world till you piss me off

:bowrofl: look out everyone the secretary sniper is gonna pick you off! One At A Time!!!

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### Author: ![NeonVenom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e68b1a/32.png) [@NeonVenom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NeonVenom)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/456 "2008-12-18T19:31:34Z")

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> [@The1SloR/T"](#):
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> :bowrofl: look out everyone the secretary sucker is gonna blow you off! One At A Time!!!

ill bring the ky:bukkake:

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### Author: ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/457 "2008-12-18T19:36:51Z")

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🤣

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### Author: ![spoolinsteve](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spoolinsteve/32/6026_2.png) [@spoolinsteve](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spoolinsteve)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/458 "2008-12-18T20:22:19Z")

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the only thing i learned from 31 pages is that some neons came with racings stripes stock?

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### Author: ![NeonVenom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e68b1a/32.png) [@NeonVenom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NeonVenom)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/459 "2008-12-18T20:22:32Z")

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this thread was seriously uber long, started out with flaming a commando cocksucking civic, to everybody wanting to fight, and then race, and it ends with some guy that wants to blow everyone, one by one. _Beating a riced out civic is like winning the special olympics, yea you won, but your still retarded_

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### Author: ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/460 "2008-12-18T20:25:42Z")

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All the warring parties in this thread should race. I’ll flag.

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