# Ricer Rant

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 13, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071 "2008-12-13T20:24:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 4:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/41 "2008-12-15T04:31:39Z")

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my girlfriend had sent him a message on myspace…

"you need to learn how to drive… riding my ass and weaving in and out of traffic like 16 year old that just got his license and watched fast n the furious 28 times in row… "

> ok i have a safe driving record get off ur phone and do the speed limit, but its ok it shows how adult you are by hunting down my myspace while sending dudes ur face shot you attack me hahahahah get a life im 23yrs old wand make 50k plus dont down grade me because my cars camouflauge, im an artist and my car is how i express my art with no other time because i work constantly unlike u i guess who goes on my space to find me hahahaha

“An artist HAHAHAHAHA Clean driving record HAHAHHAHA I can almost guarantee that you dont have one”

> Ive never got a ticket sweetheart, you on the other hand i know u got something but go ahead the internet is a good tool look up my record then shut the hell up

:bowrofl: he doesnt even know who she is…

the way he drives he probably gets pulled over daily  
But he’s an “artist” so I bet they cut him a break

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**Author:** ![SK360](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sk360/32/5933_2.png) [@SK360](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SK360)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 4:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/42 "2008-12-15T04:52:18Z")

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Wow…

Just wow…

I have seen this piece of \*\*\*\* on Maytide before as well.

Exactly whos Feelings are they Hurting… lol

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**Author:** ![jph102900](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jph102900/32/6049_2.png) [@jph102900](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jph102900)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/43 "2008-12-15T06:23:05Z")

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> [@FS: 1987 mustang gt body kit](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1987-mustang-gt-body-kit/36406/8):
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> my girlfriend had sent him a message on myspace…
> 
> "you need to learn how to drive… riding my ass and weaving in and out of traffic like 16 year old that just got his license and watched fast n the furious 28 times in row… "
> 
> “An artist HAHAHAHAHA Clean driving record HAHAHHAHA I can almost guarantee that you dont have one”
> 
> :bowrofl: he doesnt even know who she is… and we just did a little lookin around and he’s got plenty of driving without licence and unregistered vehicle with poss of weed… 🤣
> 
> But he’s an “artist” so I bet they cut him a break

Send him a link to the thread

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/44 "2008-12-15T06:24:32Z")

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> [@FS: 18" Centerline Wheels & Tires MUSTANG \*\*Pix\*\* $950!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-18-centerline-wheels-tires-mustang-pix-950/37034/23):
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> Send him a link to the thread

X2!!!

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**Author:** ![SmokinDiesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/57b2e6/32.png) [@SmokinDiesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SmokinDiesel)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/45 "2008-12-15T07:17:51Z")

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X3!!!

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**Author:** ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/46 "2008-12-15T07:19:43Z")

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> factory stripes slutbucket noob… I can peel them off and shove them up your ass if you like?

LOL!!!

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**Author:** ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/47 "2008-12-15T07:30:57Z")

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> [@Ferrets, where, how much?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ferrets-where-how-much/39010/6):
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> factory stripes slutbucket noob… I can peel them off and shove them up your ass if you like?
> 
> At least I didnt go out and buy a v6 sports car with an automatic transmission.  
> So was it orginally your grandma’s car, or did you just not want to worry about shifting gears when you have to run to walmart for tampons?  
> I love how you only have 139 posts and jump in to say a smart remark whenever someone else says something. You remind me of a homosexual 6 grader that tries to act tough to fit in with a bunch of bullies at school and in return gets his own ass beat.
> 
> btw your mother called, she said if your not back within 10 mins with the condoms she sent you out for that your uncle is going to beat your ass cuz he wont be able to get some tonight

:hsugh: who gives a fu ck if they are stock or not…at the end of the day it is a pile of poo neon that has ricer stripes and a fartcan.

The rest of the comeback is terrible…but it does entertain me so you get at least a point there.

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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/48 "2008-12-15T09:45:09Z")

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link him the to thread! Personally I think he shares a resembalance to green/flatblackterror.

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/49 "2008-12-15T09:46:47Z")

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> [@So i ordered...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-ordered/39020/5):
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> :hsugh: who gives a fu ck if they are stock or not…at the end of the day it is a pile of poo neon that has ricer stripes and a fartcan.
> 
> The rest of the comeback is terrible…but it does entertain me so you get at least a point there.

lol I’ll never win

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/50 "2008-12-15T09:55:22Z")

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> [@The Multi-Rotor (Wankle) Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-multi-rotor-wankle-thread/40044/24):
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> I thought it was 400 pound version of smokey burnouts

🤣

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/51 "2008-12-15T15:03:30Z")

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> [@11-20 mud meet](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/11-20-mud-meet/39001/7):
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> Exactly whos Feelings are they Hurting… lol

lol and i beleive she sent him a link

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**Author:** ![beat90tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/43a26b/32.png) [@beat90tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beat90tsi)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/52 "2008-12-15T16:04:05Z")

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I saw the first 2 pages of this thread and I feel nauseous.

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**Author:** ![Neosmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bcef8e/32.png) [@Neosmurf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neosmurf)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/53 "2008-12-15T19:22:11Z")

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> [@Ferrets, where, how much?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ferrets-where-how-much/39010/6):
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> factory stripes slutbucket noob… I can peel them off and shove them up your ass if you like?
> 
> At least I didnt go out and buy a v6 sports car with an automatic transmission.  
> So was it orginally your grandma’s car, or did you just not want to worry about shifting gears when you have to run to walmart for tampons?  
> I love how you only have 139 posts and jump in to say a smart remark whenever someone else says something. You remind me of a homosexual 6 grader that tries to act tough to fit in with a bunch of bullies at school and in return gets his own ass beat.
> 
> btw your mother called, she said if your not back within 10 mins with the condoms she sent you out for that your uncle is going to beat your ass cuz he wont be able to get some tonight

Funny thing is even when the v6 was in there it was faster than your pile.

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/54 "2008-12-15T19:24:07Z")

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> [@So i ordered...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-ordered/39020/5):
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> :hsugh: who gives a fu ck if they are stock or not…at the end of the day it is a pile of poo neon that has ricer stripes and a fartcan.
> 
> The rest of the comeback is terrible…but it does entertain me so you get at least a point there.

hahaa bics will never give up 🤣

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/55 "2008-12-15T19:31:37Z")

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> [@Jumped head first into the deep end at the JDM kiddie pool.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jumped-head-first-into-the-deep-end-at-the-jdm-kiddie-pool/38822/89):
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> Funny thing is even when the v6 was in there it was faster than your pile.

funny thing is, I would put $1000 up to prove you wrong. cuz its been done

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**Author:** ![Neosmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bcef8e/32.png) [@Neosmurf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neosmurf)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/56 "2008-12-15T19:39:32Z")

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> [@Anybody gots some OG kill vids that u wanna share?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-gots-some-og-kill-vids-that-u-wanna-share/37052/60):
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> funny thing is, I would put $1000 up to prove you wrong. cuz its been done

Stock 98 v6 auto was 15.7, stock neon r/t 16.1.

Regardless, I upgraded. Now I even miss 3rd and stomp your ass.

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**Author:** ![Bswaptcivic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@Bswaptcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bswaptcivic)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/57 "2008-12-15T20:49:02Z")

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:blah:

> [@I am legend](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-legend/39027/8):
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> Stock 98 v6 auto was 15.7, stock neon r/t 16.1.
> 
> Regardless, I upgraded. Now I even miss 3rd and stomp your ass.

:blah:

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/58 "2008-12-15T20:51:21Z")

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> [@I am legend](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-legend/39027/8):
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> Stock 98 v6 auto was 15.7, stock neon r/t 16.1.
> 
> Regardless, I upgraded. Now I even miss 3rd and stomp your ass.

i’ve seen stock peons run 15.0 ( once in a blue moon) but it does happen.

Ive never seen a v6 camaro run any faster then 15.5 at the track.  
trust me, I’ve run v6 camaros on the street and had at least 5 car lengths on them.

you could have solved the problem with arguing with a neon owner on whos faster if you would have just grew some balls and bought a real sports car.

for christ sake argue with a neon 🤣 you should be arguing with a mustang GT

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**Author:** ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/59 "2008-12-15T21:12:44Z")

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back in the 80s we called neons…the reliant K car

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**Author:** ![SK360](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sk360/32/5933_2.png) [@SK360](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SK360)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 5:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/60 "2008-12-16T05:08:21Z")

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Omg are there srsly 14 second cars talking \*\*\*\* in here… Lol

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