# Ricer Rant
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 13, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071 "2008-12-13T20:24:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 30
### Author:  [@SK360](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SK360)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 5:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/581 "2008-12-19T05:02:02Z")
> [@TW: Used 2001 LS1 Block](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-used-2001-ls1-block/39054/10):
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> _UPDATE_ TRUE STORY!
>
> Well i found myself at Walmart last night with my GF xmas shopping in west mifflin and as i turn a corner who do i see?! The chin of death and his hideous gf,he was walking all tough and all ghetto fabbed out. So i preoceed to tell my GF about the story and she asks why i am laughing. Long story short we get out of the store and i go through the lot to get out and what do i see, a POS camo honda with front and back loops sticking out of the bumper so i go up to it and i wanted to wrap my chains on the back one nad pull it but my GF bitched so i tell her hold on and i pull two cars down on the other side and walked over and pissed on his wheel and back of his bumper,lmfao! My gf sat there and just shook her head. So to you you tubby lil fuck there are people around who you have no clue about so id watch what you guys say on here cause next time someone who is a total fuck might scratch that fine paintjob of yours or pull the car into the middle of Lebanon church you dumb fucks!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… owned
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### Author:  [@foxrus14](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foxrus14)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/582 "2008-12-19T05:10:44Z")
Sleeper, Next time you see it, Call me, i will hook up to the front and you can hook up to the back, Think we can half it? Any one want to video it?
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### Author:  [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 5:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/583 "2008-12-19T05:13:18Z")
> [@WTT: 98 cavalier](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-98-cavalier/35491/13):
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> Next time you see it, Call me, i will hook up to the front and you can hook up to the back, Think we can half it? Any one want to video it?
Half it would be not to hard, i pulled a burnt trailblazer off a path in the woods then got it stuck in between two trees and accidently ripped off the rear half of the thing:rofl:
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### Author:  [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/584 "2008-12-19T05:18:02Z")
:bowrofl: what time were you there sleeper? we were there too… cant beleive we missed it
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### Author:  [@yodudet99](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yodudet99)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/585 "2008-12-19T05:25:39Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!!
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/586 "2008-12-19T05:57:38Z")
> [@UHP tasers speeding driver over ticket...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uhp-tasers-speeding-driver-over-ticket/39094/23):
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> hes on the caddy forum peddeling his cmu degree
> [2003 cts trouble codes. HELP! | Cadillac Owners Forum](http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums/cadillac-cts-forum-2003-through-2007/155640-2003-cts-trouble-codes-help.html)
silly spark plug mod.
> [@UHP tasers speeding driver over ticket...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uhp-tasers-speeding-driver-over-ticket/39094/28):
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> fuck it. i worked hard for my degree and my investments and people will insult me for asking for suggestions. u can have my degree. bring it to the streets. my uncle jimmy did 15 and my uncle richie did 4. and they are good guys never caused trouble and i will do 30 for what i believe in. be nice or fuckin step up, no matter who you are.
nice backround
> [@TW: Used 2001 LS1 Block](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-used-2001-ls1-block/39054/10):
>
> _UPDATE_ TRUE STORY!
>
> Well i found myself at Walmart last night with my GF xmas shopping in west mifflin and as i turn a corner who do i see?! The chin of death and his hideous gf,he was walking all tough and all ghetto fabbed out. So i preoceed to tell my GF about the story and she asks why i am laughing. Long story short we get out of the store and i go through the lot to get out and what do i see, a POS camo honda with front and back loops sticking out of the bumper so i go up to it and i wanted to wrap my chains on the back one nad pull it but my GF bitched so i tell her hold on and i pull two cars down on the other side and walked over and pissed on his wheel and back of his bumper,lmfao! My gf sat there and just shook her head. So to you you tubby lil fuck there are people around who you have no clue about so id watch what you guys say on here cause next time someone who is a total fuck might scratch that fine paintjob of yours or pull the car into the middle of Lebanon church you dumb fucks!
:bowrofl:
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### Author:  [@SmokinDiesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SmokinDiesel)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/587 "2008-12-19T06:07:54Z")
This is so great … So fucking great!
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### Author:  [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/588 "2008-12-19T06:08:29Z")
Just buzzing through.
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### Author:  [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/589 "2008-12-19T06:26:07Z")
> [@Scion Owners](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scion-owners/39023/40):
>
> Just buzzing through.
x2. This thread went from lame to retarded to funny, and now I believe it may be beginning to creep into the category of “epic.” People threatening people, people ripping each other apart, SleeperGTP pissing on cars, Jper cutting parts off his car, SmokinDiesel acting like a hardass… The official Pittspeed Winter Thread.
:itr41: 🤣
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### Author:  [@jph102900](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jph102900)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/590 "2008-12-19T06:31:50Z")
> [@FS: 2000 Lincoln LS V8 Sport package 12x,xxx miles -- $7,200](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2000-lincoln-ls-v8-sport-package-12x-xxx-miles-7-200/38893/8):
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> x2. This thread went from lame to retarded to funny, and now I believe it may be beginning to creep into the category of “epic.” People threatening people, people ripping each other apart, SleeperGTP pissing on cars, Jper cutting parts off his car, SmokinDiesel acting like a hardass… The official Pittspeed Winter Thread.
>
> :itr41: 🤣
Dont forget about JSCaddy pimpin on the elderly in his baller-ass ride going for their pensions
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### Author:  [@SmokinDiesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SmokinDiesel)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/591 "2008-12-19T06:33:55Z")
Comon Zach join the fun!
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### Author:  [@jcscaddy003](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcscaddy003)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/592 "2008-12-19T06:37:54Z")
> [@Anybody gots some OG kill vids that u wanna share?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-gots-some-og-kill-vids-that-u-wanna-share/37052/71):
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> silly spark plug mod.
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> nice backround
>
> :bowrofl:
im stiull waiting, jail is fine by me.
the white caddy; that is paid off.
somebody that is tough will eventually wake up.
> [@Car Audio Pro Installation?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-audio-pro-installation/39024/5):
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> Dont forget about JSCaddy pimpin on the elderly in his baller-ass ride going for their pensions
>
> 
i will get my pention. by robbing suckers like you.lol wanna race or maybe fight…better yet lets see if your cock is a s big as mine.lol
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### Author:  [@jph102900](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jph102900)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/593 "2008-12-19T06:45:31Z")
> [@Car Audio Pro Installation?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-audio-pro-installation/39024/7):
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> i will get my pention. by robbing suckers like you.lol wanna race or maybe fight…better yet lets see if your cock is a s big as mine.lol
Hmm…a pention, is that something that only engineers get? Most people get pensions. Looks like that CMU edumacation did you well.
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### Author:  [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/594 "2008-12-19T06:46:58Z")
> [@Car Audio Pro Installation?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-audio-pro-installation/39024/7):
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> im stiull waiting, jail is fine by me.
>
> the white caddy; that is paid off.
>
> somebody that is tough will eventually wake up.
>
> i will get my pention. by robbing suckers like you.lol wanna race or maybe fight…better yet lets see if your cock is a s big as mine.lol
pensionyou dumb B.S. Holding fuck!
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### Author:  [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/595 "2008-12-19T06:47:05Z")
> [@Car Audio Pro Installation?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-audio-pro-installation/39024/7):
>
> im stiull waiting, jail is fine by me.
>
> the white caddy; that is paid off.
>
> somebody that is tough will eventually wake up.
Just because your uncle and someone else (not worth backtracking for) played someones bitch for several years (a family everyone should be proud to call their own), doesnt mean you should want to. I would assume their stories would be enough, but you really wanna test those waters yourself? Or perhaps this is a 2nd or 3rd trip, and you’ve got a secret love affair waiting back at the pen??? Seriously…you define douchery to its greatest length.
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### Author:  [@jcscaddy003](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcscaddy003)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/596 "2008-12-19T06:47:08Z")
which one of you studs are gonna get fucked today? who was mean to me… lets go bowling in bridgeville or play hockey and i can pick for myself.
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/39067/23):
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> Just because your uncle and someone else (not worth backtracking for) played someones bitch for several years (a family everyone should be proud to call their own), doesnt mean you should want to. I would assume their stories would be enough, but you really wanna test those waters yourself? Or perhaps this is a 2nd or 3rd trip, and you’ve got a secret love affair waiting back at the pen??? Seriously…you define douchery to its greatest length.
tell me what turbo is the best i really want help.
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/39067/22):
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> pensionyou dumb B.S. Holding fuck!
dude aint you a sleeper. shut the fuck up. please give me attention!
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### Author:  [@jph102900](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jph102900)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/597 "2008-12-19T06:50:43Z")
> [@hitman](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hitman/33902/28):
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> which one of you studs are gonna get fucked today? who was mean to me… lets go bowling in bridgeville or play hockey and i can pick for myself.
>
> tell me what turbo is the best i really want help.
>
> dude aint you a sleeper. shut the fuck up. please give me attention!
WTF are you talking about? You make absolutely no sense at all.🤣
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### Author:  [@jcscaddy003](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcscaddy003)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/598 "2008-12-19T06:51:37Z")
maybe its bipolar, or a “pension for crime” lets see
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### Author:  [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/599 "2008-12-19T06:52:20Z")
> [@hitman](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hitman/33902/28):
>
> tell me what turbo is the best i really want help.
No damn clue. I, like you, joined up for help, some years ago. I’m a chick that doesnt know shit (for the most part) about cars. Any other questions I could help you out with?
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### Author:  [@jcscaddy003](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcscaddy003)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2008, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/600 "2008-12-19T06:52:21Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/39067/24):
>
> WTF are you talking about? You make absolutely no sense at all.🤣
cents are you a jap?
> [@Thanksgivin eve? Where ya goin?! 21+](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thanksgivin-eve-where-ya-goin-21/38779/85):
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> Hmm…a pention, is that something that only engineers get? Most people get pensions. Looks like that CMU edumacation did you well.
we dont get spelling tests in college. just fuck yourt mother tests. you got a B++
> [@Car Audio Pro Installation?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-audio-pro-installation/39024/8):
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> No damn clue. I, like you, joined up for help, some years ago. I’m a chick that doesnt know shit (for the most part) about cars. Any other questions I could help you out with?
i like women who are modest. not MODDERS or whtever the fuck these wizards call them.
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