# Ricer Rant **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 13, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071 "2008-12-13T20:24:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/101 "2008-12-16T18:16:18Z")
> [@absinthe is now legal in the US](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/39035/4): > > blondes mistake dick for food. common occurrence. The book of useless knowledge has spoken… ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/102 "2008-12-16T18:17:21Z")
fuk off wanker i’ll drag that jeep around and let mum wreck into it ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/103 "2008-12-16T18:21:25Z")
> [@perplexing thought of the day](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/perplexing-thought-of-the-day/39034/13): > > fuk off wanker i’ll drag that jeep around and let mum wreck into it Only good panels left on it are drivers side doors anyways, if your gonna do it might as well go for the gold eh? ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/104 "2008-12-16T18:22:52Z")
> [@iPhone Equipped Passenger Takes On Flight Crew Over Weather](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iphone-equipped-passenger-takes-on-flight-crew-over-weather/39028/4): > > I consider “quick” 14.5 and under and “fast” 13.0 and under for a 4cyl you’re retarded. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/105 "2008-12-16T18:24:12Z")
> [@Introduction](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introduction/36715/65): > > Hi shaggy. who the f uck are you ? ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/106 "2008-12-16T18:25:41Z")
> [@2008 STi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2008-sti/31541/169): > > who the f uck are you ? Your new bestest friend:bj: ---
**Author:** ![Fast04Gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Fast04Gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fast04Gt)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/107 "2008-12-16T18:33:46Z")
The names Josh. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/108 "2008-12-16T18:37:27Z")
> [@Ferrets, where, how much?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ferrets-where-how-much/39010/14): > > The names Josh. Isn’t that what parents name retarded or fat kids? ---
**Author:** ![SmokinDiesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/57b2e6/32.png) [@SmokinDiesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SmokinDiesel)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/109 "2008-12-16T18:42:07Z")
Wow … just f ucking wow! “fast04gt” … Didn’t you get banned twice already? … You have “jper” written all over you. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/110 "2008-12-16T18:44:19Z")
:owned: ---
**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/111 "2008-12-16T18:47:45Z")
> [@iPhone Equipped Passenger Takes On Flight Crew Over Weather](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iphone-equipped-passenger-takes-on-flight-crew-over-weather/39028/12): > > Wow … just f ucking wow! > > “fast04gt” … Didn’t you get banned twice already? … You have “jper” written all over you. below the belt hit right there. ---
**Author:** ![Fast04Gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Fast04Gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fast04Gt)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/112 "2008-12-16T18:48:49Z")
> [@iPhone Equipped Passenger Takes On Flight Crew Over Weather](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iphone-equipped-passenger-takes-on-flight-crew-over-weather/39028/12): > > Wow … just f ucking wow! > > “fast04gt” … Didn’t you get banned twice already? … You have “jper” written all over you. Didnt I sell you that camera for a sick deal?..Yeah I did. Youd think someone who hooked ya up would act cooler. ---
**Author:** ![SmokinDiesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/57b2e6/32.png) [@SmokinDiesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SmokinDiesel)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/113 "2008-12-16T18:49:03Z")
> [@iPhone Equipped Passenger Takes On Flight Crew Over Weather](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iphone-equipped-passenger-takes-on-flight-crew-over-weather/39028/13): > > below the belt hit right there. Thats how I f uckin roll!! ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/114 "2008-12-16T18:50:51Z")
> [@absinthe is now legal in the US](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/39035/6): > > Didnt I sell you that camera for a sick deal?..Yeah I did. Youd think someone who hooked ya up would act cooler. 🤣 I sold mike moose jizz, he still likes me. People won’t be your friend when have you aids. ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/115 "2008-12-16T19:00:49Z")
> [@iPhone Equipped Passenger Takes On Flight Crew Over Weather](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iphone-equipped-passenger-takes-on-flight-crew-over-weather/39028/12): > > Wow … just f ucking wow! > > “fast04gt” … Didn’t you get banned twice already? … You have “jper” written all over you. I called it!!! i told that to Jeff this morning. lol and your GT would more than likely NOT beat my SS. ---
**Author:** ![SmokinDiesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/57b2e6/32.png) [@SmokinDiesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SmokinDiesel)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/116 "2008-12-16T19:03:06Z")
> [@absinthe is now legal in the US](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/39035/6): > > Didnt I sell you that camera for a sick deal?..Yeah I did. Youd think someone who hooked ya up would act cooler. Eh … Just kinda typed what I was thinking > [@2008 STi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2008-sti/31541/175): > > 🤣 I sold mike moose jizz, he still likes me. People won’t be your friend when have you aids. Dude … your so wrong … I LOVE you ---
**Author:** ![Fast04Gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Fast04Gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fast04Gt)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/117 "2008-12-16T19:14:51Z")
> [@Ferrets, where, how much?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ferrets-where-how-much/39010/19): > > I called it!!! i told that to Jeff this morning. lol > > and your GT would more than likely NOT beat my SS. If we ever meet up one day Id gladly like to have a friendly race? ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/118 "2008-12-16T19:15:07Z")
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**Author:** ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/119 "2008-12-16T19:24:54Z")
Stockish 04 Mustang GT…his SS would walk you provided he gets half a bit of traction. ---
**Author:** ![Fast04Gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Fast04Gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fast04Gt)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/120 "2008-12-16T19:26:59Z")
> [@Rock Band](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rock-band/39040/6): > > Stockish 04 Mustang GT…his SS would walk you provided he gets half a bit of traction. Intake Exhaust O/R Xpipe Tune I doubt I would lose. Not being cocky, just speaking my mind. 2006 chevrolet impala ss sedan base price $27,800 (est) vehicle layout front engine, fwd, 4-door, 5-pass sedan engine 5.3l (325ci)/303 hp/323 lb-ft ohv 16-valve v-8 transmission 4-speed automatic curb weight 3600 lb (est) wheelbase 110.5 in length x width x height 198.3 x 71.6 x 55.9 in 0-60 mph 6.0 sec (est) 1/4 mile 14.3 sec @ 98.1 mph (est) sales projection 20,000 of 200,000 impalas on sale in u.s. autumn 2005 I believe my car is a 13.9ish vehicle. It would be a verry close race however. Those cars run great! [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071.md?page=5) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071.md?page=7)