# Ricer Rant **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 13, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071 "2008-12-13T20:24:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/121 "2008-12-16T19:33:54Z")
you would lose, that lsx makes more power at every rpm more then you. chad will still reel you in from a sh tty fwd launch. just face it your car is a slow 2 cammer. ---
**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/122 "2008-12-16T19:35:09Z")
did you seriously just copy and paste those specs off of car & driver as a legitimate argument? ---
**Author:** ![TwoFortySX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twofortysx/32/6014_2.png) [@TwoFortySX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TwoFortySX)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/123 "2008-12-16T19:38:52Z")
I always enjoyed the ability of this site to turn the topic from one subject into a completely different one and/or shift the attention from the original poster onto a different poster within the same thread. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/124 "2008-12-16T19:40:21Z")
Jper is the OG ricer Jim Eh ---
**Author:** ![TwoFortySX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twofortysx/32/6014_2.png) [@TwoFortySX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TwoFortySX)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/125 "2008-12-16T19:46:30Z")
> [@Rock Band](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rock-band/39040/9): > > Jper is the OG ricer Jim Eh No idea about that person, their ways, and apparently the banning of him. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/126 "2008-12-16T19:59:07Z")
> [@Buffalo Bills 2007 Season Discussion](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-2007-season-discussion/35063/663): > > Intake > Exhaust > O/R Xpipe > Tune > > I doubt I would lose. Not being cocky, just speaking my mind. > > 2006 chevrolet impala ss sedan > base price $27,800 (est) > vehicle layout front engine, fwd, 4-door, 5-pass sedan > engine 5.3l (325ci)/303 hp/323 lb-ft ohv 16-valve v-8 > transmission 4-speed automatic > curb weight 3600 lb (est) > wheelbase 110.5 in > length x width x height 198.3 x 71.6 x 55.9 in > 0-60 mph 6.0 sec (est) > 1/4 mile 14.3 sec @ 98.1 mph (est) > sales projection 20,000 of 200,000 impalas > on sale in u.s. autumn 2005 > > I believe my car is a 13.9ish vehicle. It would be a verry close race however. Those cars run great! your a \*\*\*\*ing idiot. Have you ever ran your car at a track? Slips? 60 ft times? My old 3.8 sc would of whipped on that thing, your a typical faggot ass flamer with a typical mustang with typical bolt on parts. Do some research other than the net (I.E. real racing and times) then talk, can we please ban this faggot yet? Did i mention your an idiot casue if not i really would like to get it through your head that you are:tool: ---
**Author:** ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/127 "2008-12-16T19:59:41Z")
> 0-60 mph 6.0 sec (est) > 1/4 mile 14.3 sec @ 98.1 mph (est) Notice the “est”…guys have thrown drag radials on otherwise stock LS4 cars and gone 13.4-13.5. I test drove a bunch recently, they move. He’d get you. You might take him 0-60 if he spins really bad but beyond that he’s got your daddy. Edit: Not trying to be a dick and flame you (looks like enough bandwagoners are doing that already), just sayin’…for FWD land barges the LS4 cars move out, don’t underestimate them. And I’m sure both cars could beat the camo’d Civic that the topic of this thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/128 "2008-12-16T20:01:50Z")
how the fawk did i miss this thread??? smokindiesel this is your fault. anyways after further review of his picture…i can see why he feels the need to make fun of others looks. now onto a more serious note.This question is for the same ass clown in the camo barbie car. If you could go back just once in your life; what would it be? i think you should strongly consider when you were still in the “considering abortion stage” of your mothers pregnancy. just picture it. you could walk up to your mother, who at the time is around 2 months pregnant, and urge her to use that rusty coat hanger shes holding in her right hand. maybe coax her with a shot to calm the nerves. hell lie if need be tell her it will only hurt for a second. because in the long run she is saving the world from yet another raging douche bag wanna be. that sir, should be your one trip in the delorean. ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/129 "2008-12-16T20:24:27Z")
you can tell its winter… ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/130 "2008-12-16T20:28:44Z")
lol no just a bad week ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/131 "2008-12-16T20:29:16Z")
> [@2008 STi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2008-sti/31541/178): > > how the fawk did i miss this thread??? smokindiesel this is your fault. > > anyways after further review of his picture…i can see why he feels the need to make fun of others looks. > > now onto a more serious note.This question is for the same ass clown in the camo barbie car. If you could go back just once in your life; what would it be? i think you should strongly consider when you were still in the “considering abortion stage” of your mothers pregnancy. just picture it. you could walk up to your mother, who at the time is around 2 months pregnant, and urge her to use that rusty coat hanger shes holding in her right hand. maybe coax her with a shot to calm the nerves. hell lie if need be tell her it will only hurt for a second. because in the long run she is saving the world from yet another raging douche bag wanna be. that sir, should be your one trip in the delorean. I will mouth rape you woman:op: ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/132 "2008-12-16T20:36:22Z")
so help me god i will hog tie you to this cu-nts camo fag ride until you have fully expierenced how it feels to drop the soap. he can give you his man love and rub his chin fat all over you. ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/133 "2008-12-16T20:37:03Z")
🤣 at this entire thread. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/134 "2008-12-16T20:39:16Z")
> [@2008 STi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2008-sti/31541/179): > > so help me god i will hog tie you to this cu-nts camo fag ride until you have fully expierenced how it feels to drop the soap. he can give you his man love and rub his chin fat all over you. As long as you hog tie me while your naked that is fine:doh: ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/135 "2008-12-16T20:42:36Z")
in for the archives ---
**Author:** ![starboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/starboy/32/5985_2.png) [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/136 "2008-12-16T20:46:21Z")
will let this play out awhile longer… hopefully the kid posts up. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/137 "2008-12-16T20:46:59Z")
> [@smokin toms bbq where we only smoke the good stuff](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smokin-toms-bbq-where-we-only-smoke-the-good-stuff/39031/5): > > As long as you hog tie me while your naked that is fine:doh: she doesn’t shave ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/138 "2008-12-16T20:48:30Z")
> [@anyone have an idea of what this is?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-have-an-idea-of-what-this-is/39004/23): > > she doesn’t shave So 80’s shaggy carpet style?:down: ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/139 "2008-12-16T20:50:18Z")
worse it’s like andre the giant ---
**Author:** ![Zack01GC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071/140 "2008-12-16T20:50:54Z")
> [@I am legend](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-legend/39027/40): > > 🤣 at this entire thread. x2. This is nuts. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071.md?page=6) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-rant/201071.md?page=8)