# ricer Xmas
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-xmas/162921
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 12, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-xmas/162921 "2003-12-12T00:45:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@ohsoquik02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoquik02)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-xmas/162921/1 "2003-12-12T00:45:38Z")
## i stole this from another site here some laughs Posted: December\_11\_03 at 7:10pm | IP Logged | Report Post
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with my big blower,
As light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I’m the Star of the action,
But I know I’m in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
“You can’t win them all,” he says in fling,
and “You may not win any in that silly thing,”
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…I may put up a fight.
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-xmas/162921/2 "2003-12-12T04:58:31Z")
> _Originally posted by Shaggy_
> **:repost: holy repost captain! still a classic…**
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### Author:  [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-xmas/162921/3 "2003-12-12T05:21:36Z")
gay as fuck :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@brokeasskorean](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brokeasskorean)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-xmas/162921/4 "2003-12-12T07:41:41Z")
:repost: and :greddy:
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### Author:  [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-xmas/162921/5 "2003-12-12T11:20:53Z")
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
lol 😃
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-xmas/162921/6 "2003-12-12T12:33:41Z")
> ## _Originally posted by ohsoquik02_ **i stole this from another site here some laughs Posted: December\_11\_03 at 7:10pm | IP Logged | Report Post**
>
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> **Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
> Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
> I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
> To beat this damn Camaro, even with my big blower,
> As light goes green and I pull like no joke,
> The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
> Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
> These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
> Racing ahead I’m the Star of the action,
> But I know I’m in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
> Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
> My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
> I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
> All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
> In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
> And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
> Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,
> Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
> Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
> The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
> “You can’t win them all,” he says in fling,
> and “You may not win any in that silly thing,”
> I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
> With my new mods tomorrow…I may put up a fight.**
Twas the night before Christmas and stuck at his place,
is our good friend ohsoquick, his eyes burning with mace.
He tried, he tried, to put his hands on the skank,
so he could go home and give it a yank.
The wrinkled old whore did put up a fight,
kicked him square in the balls, and pulled out a knife.
Ohsoquick like a gay little sissy did leave,
but back home he had a trick up his sleeve.
On Pedro! on Marco!, on Tony and Paul,
these are the names of his male blow-up dolls.
His Mustang is slow, it wont go in the snow,
but when he rolls to Pegasus, it guarantees him a blow.
He thinks he is tough, he thinks he is fast,
but come spring time these thoughts wont last.
Hondas, and Talons and Nissans, oh my!
The import crew will be owning this guy.
Trickflow and Holley are the names the he shouts,
i think ill have Secutor just knock this guy out.
Qhsoquick, we hate you we think your a queer,
So lets ban this fag and then get some beer.
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### Author:  [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-xmas/162921/7 "2003-12-12T13:30:00Z")
Darkstar, your a true poet 😃
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-xmas/162921/8 "2003-12-12T14:44:07Z")
> _Originally posted by VictorSmalls_
> **Darkstar, your a true poet 😃**
> :bluez28:
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### Author:  [@ohsoquik02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoquik02)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-xmas/162921/9 "2003-12-12T16:35:18Z")
wow, how clever big words from some loser over in another state.
and talks about ppls cars but his dont even run. grow the fuck up.
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-xmas/162921/10 "2003-12-12T16:46:34Z")
> _Originally posted by ohsoquik02_
> **wow, how clever big words from some loser over in another state.
> and talks about ppls cars but his dont even run. grow the fuck up.**
🤣
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### Author:  [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-xmas/162921/11 "2003-12-12T17:31:37Z")
i liked darkcock’s poem more than ohsobeat’s domestic v. import bullshit as always…
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-xmas/162921/12 "2003-12-12T17:32:35Z")
> _Originally posted by turbovw18_
> **i liked darkcock’s poem more than ohsobeat’s domestic v. import bullshit as always…**
:love:
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### Author:  [@ohsoquik02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoquik02)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-xmas/162921/13 "2003-12-12T17:52:18Z")
> _Originally posted by turbovw18_
> **i liked darkcock’s poem more than ohsobeat’s domestic v. import bullshit as always…**
that poem i found, i didnt make it up.