# Riddle **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 28, 2005, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riddle/2810 "2005-09-28T08:23:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riddle/2810/1 "2005-09-28T08:23:49Z")
At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth: One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers, The other is getting oral sex from an 85 year old woman. They are each thinking the exact same thing. What are they both thinking? I’ll give Karma to the person who figures it out :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riddle/2810/2 "2005-09-28T08:26:18Z")
Thinking about baseball? ---
**Author:** ![SilverGTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SilverGTP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilverGTP)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riddle/2810/3 "2005-09-28T08:27:42Z")
I know but I don’t want to ruin it! ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riddle/2810/4 "2005-09-28T08:31:30Z")
I know it too… but I thought baseball was funier. \_ \_ \_ ’ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_! ---
**Author:** ![Straight6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/straight6/32/7596_2.png) [@Straight6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Straight6)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riddle/2810/5 "2005-09-28T08:39:00Z")
don’t look down!! ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riddle/2810/6 "2005-09-28T08:40:20Z")
i was thinking “its a long way down” but after readingthe joke again i was like"that wouldnt apply to the dude GETTING head" … but would if he was giving it … ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riddle/2810/7 "2005-09-28T09:22:31Z")
lol silvergtp gots it ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riddle/2810/8 "2005-09-28T10:43:23Z")
:bsflag: i knew it before he did. ---
**Author:** ![SilverGTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SilverGTP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilverGTP)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riddle/2810/9 "2005-09-28T10:43:58Z")
hahaha oh ya ---
**Author:** ![duck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duck/32/7183_2.png) [@duck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/duck)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riddle/2810/10 "2005-09-28T10:52:06Z")
ha i knew it before i finished reading, that was really good. i usually suck at riddles (no pun intended) ---
**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riddle/2810/11 "2005-09-28T13:51:47Z")
> [@Straight6](#): > > don’t look down!! +1 :eekdance: ---
**Author:** ![steve1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steve1/32/7283_2.png) [@steve1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steve1)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riddle/2810/12 "2005-09-28T18:18:05Z")
haha…🤣 ---
**Author:** ![steve1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steve1/32/7283_2.png) [@steve1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steve1)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riddle/2810/13 "2005-09-28T18:18:51Z")
omg. haha:rofl: ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riddle/2810/14 "2005-09-28T18:28:06Z")
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