# Roasted Elderly?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 19, 2006, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690 "2006-09-19T08:23:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/1 "2006-09-19T08:23:44Z")
> Elderly ladies trapped in car for two hours
>
> DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Two elderly women are recovering from heat stroke and heat exhaustion after locking themselves in a hot car.
> Officials say the women were in a Cadillac at a Daytona Beach mall. Their battery apparently died and the automatic locks failed, and authorities say the women didn’t know they could unlock the doors manually.
> The women were trapped for nearly two hours before a passerby spotted a plea for help they wrote on the back of a tissue box.
> Authorities smashed a window to get the ladies out.
x-posted.
straight roffle.
found story: [404 Not Found | firstcoastnews.com](http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/florida/news-article.aspx?storyid=64952)
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### Author:  [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/2 "2006-09-19T08:24:55Z")
wow, how dumb can you be?
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### Author:  [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/3 "2006-09-19T08:26:09Z")
bahahahaha
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### Author:  [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/4 "2006-09-19T08:26:19Z")
do u mean ROASTED ELDERLY
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/5 "2006-09-19T08:26:58Z")
omg…
lol.
but…maybe they didnt have enough strength to break the window? god, i dunno?
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### Author:  [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/6 "2006-09-19T08:33:56Z")
thats great
watch, its my grandmother :ham:
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/7 "2006-09-19T08:34:18Z")
lol @ the women didn’t know they could unlock the doors manually.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/8 "2006-09-19T08:38:36Z")
Am I to assume that at least one of these elders had a license to drive the 3000# bullet around the streets of these United States?
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### Author:  [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/9 "2006-09-19T08:39:36Z")
ok, as far as I’m concerned, Darwin would agree, if you can’t get out of a car by opening the doors in a parking lot, you deserve to die in it. PATHETIC
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/10 "2006-09-19T08:43:01Z")
:In-before-they-sue-Ford-for-not-totally-idiot-proofing-their-design: (I’m sure they were driving a Crown Vic…)
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### Author:  [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/11 "2006-09-19T08:43:35Z")
> [@AWDrifter](#):
>
> Am I to assume that at least one of these elders had a license to drive the 3000# bullet around the streets of these United States?
That’s kinda light for a caddy.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/12 "2006-09-19T08:46:10Z")
i can’t tell what it is.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/13 "2006-09-19T08:46:49Z")
Yeah I think it is safe to assume it was some nondescript domestic sedan weighing at least 4000#.
The note is the best part.:mamoru:
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### Author:  [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/14 "2006-09-19T08:47:47Z")
old linclon or caddy
edit: Officials say the women were in a Cadillac at a Daytona Beach
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### Author:  [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/15 "2006-09-19T08:48:33Z")
> [@BikerFry](#):
>
> (I’m sure they were driving a Crown Vic…)
> [@article](#):
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> Officials say the women were in a Cadillac at a Daytona Beach mall
clearly…
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/16 "2006-09-19T10:28:30Z")
In this point and click generation I can’t be bothered to know how to unlock my doors manually. Technology has taken care of all of my modern day problems for me. And if technology finds it necessary to try to cook me in my Caddy…so be it.
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### Author:  [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/17 "2006-09-19T10:34:33Z")
omg they couldnt figure how to unlock the doors so they just sat there
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/18 "2006-09-19T10:46:22Z")
Holy shit, it’s like the blondestar ad came to life.
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### Author:  [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/19 "2006-09-19T10:46:33Z")
hahahahaha
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### Author:  [@neurokinetik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neurokinetik)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roasted-elderly/17690/20 "2006-09-19T14:28:10Z")
My mom had almost the exact same thing happen to her…
Dad got out of the car, locked the doors and walked away, mom hadn’t opened the door yet.
Mom panics, hilarity ensues, including an awesome voicemail to my aunt.
Non-stop ribbing for the next few days… :biglaugh: