# šŸ¤£ SWEET! I get to fuck with a scammer! **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 16, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535 "2004-05-16T22:29:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/1 "2004-05-16T22:29:16Z")
Date: 5/17/2004 13:01:48 +0800 From: ā€œjeff paulā€ \<[jeff\_paul101@fastermail.com](mailto:jeff_paul101@fastermail.com)\> To: ā€œMikeā€ \<[darkstar@westpadsm.com](mailto:darkstar@westpadsm.com)\> Subject: PAYMENT & SHIPPING METHOD INFO NEEDED NOW BACKā€¦ All headers Hello, Thanks for the e-mail and for telling me the condition of the car i have spoken with the Buyer and he make me understand that he is okay with the price and Condition that mean he is ready to pay forthe car which he as already make and arrangement for the payment by check which you will be expecting A Certified check of $7,300 Asap you have receive the check of $7,300 will deduct the cost of the car which is $2,000 send the Balance Of $5,000 to The Shipper company Who will be pickup the car And keep the remaining $300 that the buyer Promise to give you As for the Inconvenecies And Running arround to cash the check ,Asap you have receive the Check And Wire the Balance of the money to the shipper Company they will contact you immediately And arrange with you with where you will like them to pickup the car,so for the Payment to be Mail out to you My i will like you to get back to me with the information below, FULL NAME ADDRESS ā€¦ ZIPCODEā€¦ STATEā€¦ CITYā€¦ HOME PHONEā€¦ CELL PHONEā€¦ I will be looking forward to have the information Asap so that the payment can be mail out to you Asap And i will like you to email me with the pics of the car so that my client can see what he is paying for. Regards Jeff ================================================== So you think I shold do it? If i ever get a check, im wont even bother cashing it becuase I dont want to have a counterfeit check on my record who knows if that will fuck my credit up or something. It would be a cool souvenier at the least. :dunno: ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 10:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/2 "2004-05-16T22:34:50Z")
donā€™t even mess with it ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/3 "2004-05-16T22:36:16Z")
> [@whitey](#): > > donā€™t even mess with it why not? How far along did you get with that fucker from South Africa that wanted to ā€œbuyā€ the Jetta? ---
**Author:** ![91GSteggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/ac91a4/32.png) [@91GSteggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91GSteggy)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/4 "2004-05-16T22:37:06Z")
ya dont fuck with it didnt u see the article of off-topic boards about the guy that did that and the cops came in the bank and busted him like 15 mins later and he spent 2 nights in jail? be careful mang ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/5 "2004-05-16T22:39:04Z")
> [@91GSteggy](#): > > ya dont fuck with it didnt u see the article of off-topic boards about the guy that did that and the cops came in the bank and busted him like 15 mins later and he spent 2 nights in jail? be careful mang I wouldnt try and cash the checkā€¦ :doh: ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/6 "2004-05-16T22:39:56Z")
do it ---
**Author:** ![91GSteggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/ac91a4/32.png) [@91GSteggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91GSteggy)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/7 "2004-05-16T22:43:11Z")
tell him u got the check and cashed it and thanx for the 7,000 bux ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/8 "2004-05-16T22:54:32Z")
> [@91GSteggy](#): > > tell him u got the check and cashed it and thanx for the 7,000 bux fuck that. After i get the check, ill probablycut off all communication. Either that or send him a link saying its a link to the copy of the wire transfer of the $5000 to him, but then have it link to that site with all the stories of scammers being messed withā€¦ make him think heā€™s got it in the bag. Plus im sure they either have to put a good bit of time of money into making the nice countierfiet checks that they useā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![grandamld9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/48db29/32.png) [@grandamld9](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grandamld9)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/9 "2004-05-16T23:58:42Z")
i would report it ---
**Author:** ![P8NT-BALLAH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58f4c7/32.png) [@P8NT-BALLAH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/P8NT-BALLAH)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/10 "2004-05-17T00:49:38Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > fuck that. After i get the check, ill probablycut off all communication. Either that or send him a link saying its a link to the copy of the wire transfer of the $5000 to him, but then have it link to that site with all the stories of scammers being messed withā€¦ make him think heā€™s got it in the bag. Plus im sure they either have to put a good bit of time of money into making the nice countierfiet checks that they useā€¦ :bowrofl: Fuckem as hard as you can!!! I had a guy try to scam me for a turbo kit about a year ago. Wanted me to wire him $1,000.00 over seas, for the kit that was worth about $6,000.00(to good to be true). So I told him why donā€™t we use escrow, so we are both protected. And I would be glad to pic up the fees. Needless to say he didnā€™t go for it. ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/11 "2004-05-17T05:26:04Z")
take the check to the bank, see them about cashing it. if not report to the police(internet police). email him back and say if you recieve a check for anything over the amount you will accept it as a gift.wait for response ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/12 "2004-05-17T09:15:00Z")
> [@Gnocide](#): > > take the check to the bank, see them about cashing it. if not report to the police(internet police). email him back and say if you recieve a check for anything over the amount you will accept it as a gift.wait for response how would i get ahold of this ā€œinternet policeā€? Oh god, i hope theyre not watching me right nowā€¦ :scared: _starts reformatting hard drive_ ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/13 "2004-05-17T16:32:09Z")
it was a joke , unless you like kiddie porn, there are no internet police.however police , fbi, do watch the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/14 "2004-05-17T16:36:08Z")
> [@Gnocide](#): > > it was a joke , unless you like kiddie porn, there are no internet police.however police , fbi, do watch the internet. so what your saying is I should delete all my kiddie necro-beastiality incest pr0n? :crying: ---
**Author:** ![Fiji\_Mazda3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fiji\_Mazda3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fiji_Mazda3)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/15 "2004-05-17T18:03:11Z")
Tell him to make it out to ā€œCashā€. ---
**Author:** ![tsibribri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71e660/32.png) [@tsibribri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tsibribri)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/16 "2004-05-17T20:52:59Z")
Man i just got a simular email to yours. I guess everone saling a car on dsmtrader must get one! ---
**Author:** ![tjZ28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@tjZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tjZ28)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-sweet-i-get-to-fuck-with-a-scammer/166535/17 "2004-05-17T21:01:48Z")
I had something similar happen recently too. I was looking into used Buell Firebolts on cycletrader and came up on a ridiculously good deal on a XB9R that was in Iowa. I emailed the guy expressing right of the bat my suspicions. I got a reply that the bike was indeed in perfect shape but itā€™d be sent from the Netherlands or some shit now, instead of Iowa. :bs: Needless to say I didnā€™t go after that one. šŸ˜› -TJ