# Ron and friends, were going to RHODE ISLAND!

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [July 24, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645 "2009-07-24T05:49:16Z")
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### Author: ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/1 "2009-07-24T05:49:16Z")

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So yeah… CP!

> **[providencejournal.com: Local & World News, Sports & Entertainment in Providence,...](http://www.providencejournal.com)**
>
> \- providencejournal.com

Thats seriously kinda fucked up thou…

Well I mean 17 is the new 21… but 12 years old? WTF :Idiots

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/2 "2009-07-24T06:00:55Z")

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#1. why is my name always dragged into the act of pedophilia

#2. Is next saturday ok with everyone for a trip to Rhode Island. I am bringing and extra large empty suitcase so there will only be room for 3 people on the way out. The way back i can fit 4 people though

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### Author: ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/3 "2009-07-24T06:03:26Z")

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What the…

:ahh

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### Author: ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/4 "2009-07-24T06:03:28Z")

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:ninja I’m driving

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### Author: ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/5 "2009-07-24T06:04:45Z")

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Ron I have a buisness Idea…

Lets open up a strip club down there called

Oh Hai CP…

16-17 year olds only…

Well be fuckin rich

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### Author: ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/6 "2009-07-24T06:08:52Z")

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> [@Official: "Anyone else sick?" thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-anyone-else-sick-thread/20782/36):
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> Ron I have a buisness Idea…
> 
> Lets open up a strip club down there called
> 
> Oh Hai CP…
> 
> 16-17 year olds only…
> 
> Well be fuckin rich

Welcome to federal prison, enjoy your stay.

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/7 "2009-07-24T06:10:38Z")

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I’m in for the trip.

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### Author: ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/8 "2009-07-24T06:11:06Z")

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> Just as long as the teens submit work permits, and are off the stripper’s pole by 11:30 on school nights.

> neither state law, nor city ordinance bars minors from working at strip clubs

If you read the article, they pretty much take advantage of loopholes in the wording of the laws.

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### Author: ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/9 "2009-07-24T06:12:02Z")

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dib ons the DJ position!

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/10 "2009-07-24T06:13:45Z")

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That’s messed up.

I agree with the post on that page:

"mlibs7 18 hours ago wrote:

This topic is TOTALLY INSANE!

Minors stripping…it makes me wonder what kind of upbringing  
these kids have to even consider such a thing.

Perhaps it’s the internet, it’s one thing for parents to drop their kids off at the  
mall when they can’t find a babysitter, now they can get into a lot of trouble  
just going on their computers while their parents have their heads shoved way up  
their a\*\*es!

I don’t know who’s more lazy and irresponsible, the kids or the parents. You see these parents on the news wondering how and why something happened  
to their child after they have been lured by some sex offender to meet and have  
some ice cream.

What kind of structure, morals & values are kids getting these days?  
When I was a kid I never thought about things like this, my first job at age 11  
was actually for the Providence Journal 🙂  
I had to carry heavy Sunday papers in the rain and snow!

It is one thing if you are an adult and make the decision, like a lot of college girls  
say they do it to help put them through school…these kids probably haven’t even picked  
out a college, and probably won’t if they start this at that age!  
Of course it will lead to other things, what kind of ladder would they be climbing?  
Great foundation and first job to put on your resume one day!

You have to be 18 to buy cigarettes & 21 to buy liquor, get working papers with  
your parents approval and you can exploit yourself?

If that’s the case they should allow parents to obtain some type of permission to  
allow their kids to go and buy a keg…  
Minors with working papers can take their tops off, I am of age but if  
I took my top off at the beach, I’d get arrested…wtf is that?!

They’ll make a ton of money, spend it all on drugs…where’s the profit?  
Hell, why not just open a bunch of sweat shops!

These crazy things happening in society is a good method of birth control for me!"

I know you guys are just kidding about going, etc. but it’s still pretty f’ed up. I’m all for fresh young (18+) girls doing sexy things, but a minor is a minor.

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### Author: ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/11 "2009-07-24T06:15:19Z")

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…

You just ruined my thread

GTFO’

and 17 is legal stfu

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/12 "2009-07-24T06:26:31Z")

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[quote=“Ilya,post:44,topic:19905"”]

That’s messed up.

I agree with the post on that page:

"mlibs7 18 hours ago wrote:

This topic is TOTALLY INSANE!

Minors stripping…it makes me wonder what kind of upbringing  
these kids have to even consider such a thing.

Perhaps it’s the internet, it’s one thing for parents to drop their kids off at the  
mall when they can’t find a babysitter, now they can get into a lot of trouble  
just going on their computers while their parents have their heads shoved way up  
their a\*\*es!

I don’t know who’s more lazy and irresponsible, the kids or the parents. You see these parents on the news wondering how and why something happened  
to their child after they have been lured by some sex offender to meet and have  
some ice cream.

What kind of structure, morals & values are kids getting these days?  
When I was a kid I never thought about things like this, my first job at age 11  
was actually for the Providence Journal 🙂  
I had to carry heavy Sunday papers in the rain and snow!

It is one thing if you are an adult and make the decision, like a lot of college girls  
say they do it to help put them through school…these kids probably haven’t even picked  
out a college, and probably won’t if they start this at that age!  
Of course it will lead to other things, what kind of ladder would they be climbing?  
Great foundation and first job to put on your resume one day!

You have to be 18 to buy cigarettes & 21 to buy liquor, get working papers with  
your parents approval and you can exploit yourself?

If that’s the case they should allow parents to obtain some type of permission to  
allow their kids to go and buy a keg…  
Minors with working papers can take their tops off, I am of age but if  
I took my top off at the beach, I’d get arrested…wtf is that?!

They’ll make a ton of money, spend it all on drugs…where’s the profit?  
Hell, why not just open a bunch of sweat shops!

These crazy things happening in society is a good method of birth control for me!"

I know you guys are just kidding about going, etc. but it’s still pretty f’ed up. I’m all for fresh young (18+) girls doing sexy things, but a minor is a minor.

[/quote]

you’ve DEFINITELY never been laid. :Idiots:Idiots

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/13 "2009-07-24T06:37:08Z")

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We’re losing focus here.

Oh and the mandatory uniform for DJ’s bartenders and any male on the floor at OH hai CP will be pedobear costumes

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### Author: ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/14 "2009-07-24T06:38:55Z")

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Yes! :rofl

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#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/15 "2009-07-24T06:41:17Z")

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> [@so, how much should i ask for?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-much-should-i-ask-for/20851/5):
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> We’re losing focus here.
> 
> Oh and the mandatory uniform for DJ’s bartenders and any male on the floor at OH hai CP will be pedobear costumes

if i get to DJ in a place like THAT? i’ll wear a pink tu-tu if i have to.:thumbup

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#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/16 "2009-07-24T06:42:04Z")

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There will also be Japanese School girl nights and naughty nurse nights.

As well as 75 cent pabst cans nights.

I know how to run my bar/strip clubs

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### Author: ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/17 "2009-07-24T06:42:17Z")

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Aren’t bartenders typically female at strip clubs?  
Does that mean I get to be the bouncer / door “man”?

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/18 "2009-07-24T06:45:22Z")

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> [@So I just found financing for any age car...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-just-found-financing-for-any-age-car/20844/5):
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> you’ve DEFINITELY never been laid. :Idiots:Idiots

:facepalm

WE KNOW. STFU already about that.

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#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/19 "2009-07-24T06:46:34Z")

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You can be the bartender n!cole. IDC. Mcgrath can be the bouncer

It’ll be like one big happy family with me as the tyrannical facist who every now and then rages out and kills one of the strippers at her “audition”. Hilarity will ensue as you guys all scramble to hide/dispose of the body cause “you’re all in too deep now”.

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### Author: ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2009, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/20 "2009-07-24T06:48:14Z")

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I, alongside Ron will personally hold auditions. Deadbeat can be the bouncer. Nicole will bartend and a big resounding HELL YES to the japanese school girl and naughty nurse uniform nights.

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