# Ron and friends, were going to RHODE ISLAND!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 24, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645 "2009-07-24T05:49:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/21 "2009-07-24T06:59:09Z")

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Oh hai CP opening up in 2010

Please seen Ron or Mackenzie for applications and pedobear constume measurements

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Thanks,
    The Management
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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/22 "2009-07-24T07:06:16Z")

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Ron in 40 years:

![http://nakedatmidnight.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/pimp.jpg](http://nakedatmidnight.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/pimp.jpg)

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/23 "2009-07-24T07:09:08Z")

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I wish I could be as Epically awesome as that dude.

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/24 "2009-07-24T07:09:13Z")

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> [@A few more pics of the illese... \*56k\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-few-more-pics-of-the-illese-56k/20834/21):
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> :facepalm
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> WE KNOW. STFU already about that.

Then gtfo out of the thread, Buzz Killington. We’re talkin about nekked minors here.

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/25 "2009-07-24T07:11:54Z")

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Virgins need not apply.

I would also like to state that Fapping will not be allowed in my strip club. This will be an upscale joint where you can see underaged girls with low self esteem and possible abuse/abandonment issues take off their clothes for money.

we’re putting girl through college here. A future in every G sting

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/26 "2009-07-24T07:16:13Z")

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> [@A few more pics of the illese... \*56k\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-few-more-pics-of-the-illese-56k/20834/25):
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> I wish I could be as Epically awesome as that dude.

My advice to you: it takes a real man to drink a bay breeze.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/27 "2009-07-24T07:18:45Z")

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> [@So I just found financing for any age car...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-just-found-financing-for-any-age-car/20844/11):
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> Virgins need not apply.
> 
> I would also like to state that Fapping will not be allowed in my strip club. This will be an upscale joint where you can see underaged girls with low self esteem and possible abuse/abandonment issues take off their clothes for money.
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> we’re putting girl through college here. A future in every G sting

damn straight! it’s community work. helping the kids gain real world knowledge and save money for college.

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/28 "2009-07-24T07:19:15Z")

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I mainly drink Gin and Tonic as my mixer of choice

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/29 "2009-07-24T07:35:29Z")

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Please don’t say with Tanqueray.  
If that’s the case you can mix those yourself, or I quit as bartender.

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/30 "2009-07-24T07:37:54Z")

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Bombay Saphire is best

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/31 "2009-07-24T07:50:30Z")

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Fine. Deal. Now let’s talk about salary…

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/32 "2009-07-24T08:05:07Z")

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$4.50 an hour and you keep 100% of your tips.

I think that is more than generous for bartender pay

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**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/33 "2009-07-24T09:00:13Z")

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> [@n!cole"](#):
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> If you read the article, they pretty much take advantage of loopholes in the wording of the laws.

u realize that is a common practice and how people get away with shit all the time.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/34 "2009-07-24T09:09:20Z")

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Soooo where do I sign up?

12’s a bit young still.

How about 13+

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**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/35 "2009-07-24T09:12:42Z")

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i need measurements for my pedobear costume… who do i see???

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/36 "2009-07-24T09:21:52Z")

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> [@Skateboarding today](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skateboarding-today/20840/10):
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> u realize that is a common practice and how people get away with shit all the time.

That was more as a reply to what Bakerian said, just pointing out you won’t go to prison, because the law doesn’t really specifically say it’s illegal.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/37 "2009-07-24T10:11:27Z")

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> [@FS: (2) XFX GeForce 6800GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2-xfx-geforce-6800gt/20843/4):
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> Soooo where do I sign up?
> 
> 12’s a bit young still.
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> How about 13+

i think its goin to have to be 14+, cuz thats when u get working papers.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/38 "2009-07-24T10:22:26Z")

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Yeah, in NY.

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**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/39 "2009-07-24T11:21:55Z")

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Ron, how would this work when you are not allowed within 200ft of where children reside?

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ron-and-friends-were-going-to-rhode-island/245645/40 "2009-07-24T11:37:31Z")

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That’s what the geriatric pimp costume is for. We’re going to give him a sweet alias to go with the disguise.

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