# Russian Chicks, Vlads Dick & Ilya **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 23, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072 "2011-06-23T20:03:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/1 "2011-06-23T20:03:04Z")
haha…it’s impossible not to ‘look’ or ‘show’. A lot of girls tease, but won’t let you touch em till the wedding day. ---
**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/2 "2011-06-23T20:04:58Z")
Fuck that. I mean, I get the entire religious thing. I went to catholic school all my life… But damn, not all pussy is equal. It’d be a shame to marry a chick with a bad one ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/3 "2011-06-23T20:05:07Z")
negged ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/4 "2011-06-23T20:06:27Z")
> [@Official NHL Trade deadline thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nhl-trade-deadline-thread/43281/38): > > Fuck that. > > I mean, I get the entire religious thing. I went to catholic school all my life… > > But damn, not all pussy is equal. It’d be a shame to marry a chick with a bad one But you don’t know any but one, so is it really ‘bad’? It’s only ‘bad’ if you’ve had more than one…generations of religious people have done it and been happy. Thanks for caring, but I think I’ll be fine with whatever I end up with. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/5 "2011-06-23T20:07:39Z")
Good luck. You’re playing pussy Russian roulette ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/6 "2011-06-23T20:09:05Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/7 "2011-06-23T20:12:26Z")
what if you found ‘she’ has a penis bigger than yours? ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/8 "2011-06-23T20:14:08Z")
> [@s13 coupe ka-et](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/s13-coupe-ka-et/36185/28): > > what if you found ‘she’ has a penis bigger than yours? most religions frown upon divorce, and gay marriage, so which one is worse? ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/9 "2011-06-23T20:15:49Z")
PJB…looks who’s talking. Anyway, let’s not bring religion into this thread otherwise it’ll get shutdown like the other one. Can’t you people just f’in leave me alone about it? It’s NOT A BIG DEAL that I have different beliefs. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/10 "2011-06-23T20:18:14Z")
Im not marrying dude chicks or anything like that. Id have to treat it like buying a car and take it for a test drive first. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/11 "2011-06-23T20:19:03Z")
Chad can attest to what kind of girls I hang out with as far as looks are concerned. I won’t say anymore. ---
**Author:** ![IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IOM_G8_GT_888)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/12 "2011-06-23T20:19:21Z")
No shit… Back on topic here… I’ve seen a few… If you get yourself ahold one like them then it wont be too bad all that waiting lol ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/13 "2011-06-23T20:22:08Z")
Exactly. And that’s only a few. Like I said, I’m sure I’ll be a’okay when the time comes. Modern slavic women are just ffiinneeee. :rofl Anyway, back on topic. ---
**Author:** ![IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IOM_G8_GT_888)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/14 "2011-06-23T20:23:02Z")
Haha yeh I hear ya… Anyways I had a few on a email that I think got hacked… Ilya can you hack it back? lol ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/15 "2011-06-23T20:23:27Z")
> [@Daily Driver $18k-$25k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daily-driver-18k-25k/43320/6): > > Chad can attest to what kind of girls I hang out with as far as looks are concerned. I won’t say anymore. Ive seen gorgeous girls hanging around with gay guys before. Theyre not fucking them either so whats the real point? ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/16 "2011-06-23T20:26:22Z")
> [@Daily Driver $18k-$25k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daily-driver-18k-25k/43320/10): > > Ive seen gorgeous girls hanging around with gay guys before. Theyre not fucking them either so whats the real point? Ohh…continuing on with the insults huh? Paul…I wouldn’t be talking. Judging by your other thread (work) and some of your hobbies and such…you ain’t got NOTHIN happenin for you. I’d lay off on talkin smack to other people until your get your ducks in a line. Don’t worry about me…I’ll post up pics once I get my mail order bride :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Phate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Phate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Phate)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/17 "2011-06-23T20:26:47Z")
> [@Corvette guys come in!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corvette-guys-come-in/43234/20): > > Good luck. You’re playing pussy Russian roulette Not to mention the whole “saving it for marriage as a gift to your spouse” thing seems like it would backfire. Sex really isn’t nearly as enjoyable when you are a total noob at it, especially after you made a big deal about it. “Woo here’s my gift to you honey, some short and likely disappointing sex.” Just my thoughts on the matter. Not meaning to bash on your religion Ilya, I’m really not. If you think that not getting laid until you get married is worth it, more power to you. I’m not religious (family is jewish, sometime around my confirmation I decided it wasn’t a good fit for me, looked at other religions, read the books, didn’t like them either) so I have no problems with “sins” provided they are between consenting adults and/or are not hurting others. Edit: I will give you credit on the fact that you really can’t go wrong with a lot of slavic women. My GF’s Ukrainian. I gathered the impression that there aren’t ugly women there. A lot of them are pretty batshit insane though. ---
**Author:** ![IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IOM_G8_GT_888)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/18 "2011-06-23T20:27:25Z")
That isn’t back on topic Ilya… I need my email back lol ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/19 "2011-06-23T20:27:53Z")
> [@Don't I have the best luck with cops...(story)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-i-have-the-best-luck-with-cops-story/43309/51): > > Haha yeh I hear ya… > > Anyways I had a few on a email that I think got hacked… Ilya can you hack it back? lol Unfortunately no. Windows PC? Yes. Email? No. ---
**Author:** ![IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IOM_G8_GT_888)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/20 "2011-06-23T20:28:21Z")
[quote=Phate;833149] “Woo here’s my gift to you honey, some short and likely disappointing sex.”[quote] 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl Quote fail… Fuck it lol [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072.md?page=2)