# Russian Chicks, Vlads Dick & Ilya **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 23, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072 "2011-06-23T20:03:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/41 "2011-06-23T20:50:55Z")
> [@Happy Birthday Hypeville](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-hypeville/43305/17): > > wait a minute… If your not going to do it official and your infact cheating your religion then wtf? lol Dude, it’s IMPOSSIBLE. I don’t know how the guys back in 200 BC did it or whatever, but it’s impossible. Any guy who says it’s possible is lying to you. A lot of things are left up to interpretation. Thus, believing in God is more of a relationship (individually) than a ‘cult’…if you go to church just to go to church, that’s where you’re ‘doin it wrong’. It’s not about rules, it’s about a relationship so to speak. Some people go to church all the time, some don’t. Some do this, some don’t. My parents are anti-TV/movies cause of the, admitted, filth that’s in them (I’ve caught my nephew watching some weird ass cartoons on TV). I on the other hand, watch TV all the time :rofl. Romans 7 says “All things are permitted, but not all things are profitable.” That’s where interpretation comes into play. You will answer for your interpretation just like the next guy. Okay guys, can we stop with religion now? I can’t help but answer because some of you have some really messed up thoughts about it…but this is going WAY off topic. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/42 "2011-06-23T20:51:06Z")
If any ugly fuck like myself can get a girl as hot as i have you can find someone pjb. [Match.com](http://Match.com) get on it. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/43 "2011-06-23T20:51:48Z")
> [@WTB : GSR Block / B18b swap](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-gsr-block-b18b-swap/43317/3): > > Dude, it’s IMPOSSIBLE. I don’t know how the guys back in 200 BC did it or whatever, but it’s impossible. Any guy who says it’s possible is lying to you. They didnt have the pussy we do today. Thats how. ---
**Author:** ![IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IOM_G8_GT_888)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/44 "2011-06-23T20:52:28Z")
[match.com](http://match.com) instead of [matchbox.com](http://matchbox.com)… There is someone out there for everyone!! ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/45 "2011-06-23T20:53:07Z")
> [@valentine's day?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentines-day/43054/86): > > If any ugly fuck like myself can get a girl as hot as i have you can find someone pjb. [Match.com](http://Match.com) get on it. At this point in my life I dont need anybody. Just more unnecessary drama and bullshit and money spent. ---
**Author:** ![Phate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Phate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Phate)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/46 "2011-06-23T20:53:39Z")
> [@Daily Driver $18k-$25k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daily-driver-18k-25k/43320/24): > > Is this one of those deals where vaginal intercourse is no go but they ass fuck and suck cock like a mexican hooker? My ex GF’s best friend turned into a purity ring wearing bible thumper that would always tell my at the time GF how great oral is. She didn’t like it when I pointed out that oral falls into the category of sodomy, which is more clearly frowned upon than premarital sex, and she’s about as likely to go to hell for that. I found it hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/47 "2011-06-23T21:08:51Z")
Alright this has gone way off topic. I’ll split when I get the chance. And yes Ilya she’s def something, didn’t know you actually dealt with her though? Like I said, dibs on all the outcasts or loose ones. ---
**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/48 "2011-06-23T21:09:32Z")
> [@FS: Brand New in Box Pacesetter Monza Exhaust 92-00 Civic EX 2/4dr](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-brand-new-in-box-pacesetter-monza-exhaust-92-00-civic-ex-2-4dr/42056/5): > > At this point in my life I dont need anybody. Just more unnecessary drama and bullshit and money spent. We all pay for pussy, some just pay more than others ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/49 "2011-06-23T21:12:46Z")
> [@Daily Driver $18k-$25k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daily-driver-18k-25k/43320/28): > > Alright this has gone way off topic. > > I’ll split when I get the chance. > > And yes Ilya she’s def something, didn’t know you actually dealt with her though? > > Like I said, dibs on all the outcasts or loose ones. It was like 8 years ago…short talking back and forth for a bit. I think what happened was she moved out of state (then obviously came back), if memory serves me correct, then it just wasn’t the same. lol. ---
**Author:** ![Phate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Phate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Phate)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/50 "2011-06-23T21:14:28Z")
> [@Daily Driver $18k-$25k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daily-driver-18k-25k/43320/28): > > Alright this has gone way off topic. > > I’ll split when I get the chance. It actually seems like it took a decently entertaining and intelligent turn to be honest. Less tits, but more fun to be honest. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/51 "2011-06-23T21:21:58Z")
Gotta find me a good Russian chick. There was one I dealt with years ago that moved to the city to model. They are usually bat shit crazy but at least know where the kitchen is and what the pan is. Unless they are Americanized. ---
**Author:** ![Phate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Phate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Phate)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/52 "2011-06-23T21:32:06Z")
> [@unsure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unsure/43284/33): > > Gotta find me a good Russian chick. > > There was one I dealt with years ago that moved to the city to model. > > They are usually bat shit crazy but at least know where the kitchen is and what the pan is. Unless they are Americanized. I found a sane one. They exist, but they are super rare. Her parents are batshit crazy, but she’s extremely rational. Pretty americanized, but she is first generation. And shes a CS major who likes videogames and hooning on cars. I’m not going to fuck this up. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/53 "2011-06-23T21:36:24Z")
> [@unsure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unsure/43284/31): > > Less tits, but more fun to be honest. less tits is never more fun, wtf are you talking about :Idiots ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/54 "2011-06-24T01:04:46Z")
> [@Happy Birthday Hypeville](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-hypeville/43305/18): > > They didnt have the pussy we do today. Thats how. :rofl +1 todays pussy is off the hook back then they musta had some busted ass shit ---
**Author:** ![slowz06](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@slowz06](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowz06)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/55 "2011-06-24T02:42:34Z")
> [@unsure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unsure/43284/33): > > Gotta find me a good Russian chick. > > There was one I dealt with years ago that moved to the city to model. > > They are usually bat shit crazy but at least know where the kitchen is and what the pan is. Unless they are Americanized. [hotrussianbride.com](http://hotrussianbride.com), youre welcome. ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 4:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/56 "2011-06-24T04:18:56Z")
> [@unsure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unsure/43284/33): > > Gotta find me a good Russian dick. > > There was one I dealt with years ago that moved to the city to model. > > They are usually bat shit crazy but at least know where the toilet is and what herpes is. Unless they are Americanized. Fixed. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 5:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/57 "2011-06-24T05:03:38Z")
Hahaha johns the best. As for the other topic, whacking off is a sin too no? I wouldn’t want to bust a lumpy load that looks like cream of wheat for the first time I’m with a chick. You gotta clean out the pipes, they are 24 years old and shits been backed up for years. Also, not all the women are saving themselves just because they are telling you that. Girls are sneaky, I knew a hott born again who was riding cock and drinking loads of cum like it was her job and she swore she’s a virgin to her family. I personally never had girls that I wasn’t hooking up with as friends. I’d rather hang out with my boys and then go hook up with girls after. Me not engaging in feminine talks and shit has worked out well for me. Feel bad for the guy who’s taking girls out to movies as a friend and a guy like me coming along and filling her up with man nectar an hour later. ---
**Author:** ![slowz06](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@slowz06](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowz06)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/58 "2011-06-24T05:18:04Z")
> [@unsure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unsure/43284/31): > > It actually seems like it took a decently entertaining and intelligent turn to be honest. Less tits, but more fun to be honest. Homo! Homo! ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/59 "2011-06-24T05:31:35Z")
I’ve dated a few Russian girls in my earlier days and I have to say that while they were aggressive and slightly crazy they were very loyal. I can’t say that for all of them of course but that was my personal experience. You could tell they were traditional in their in their values and they would give you a “taste” but I always felt as if they were holding something back, a treasure if you will that could only be unlocked if you put that ring on their finger. I have the utmost respect for anyone, male or female, that has the fortitude to wait until marriage to have sex. To keep that primal urge under arrest is very difficult, especially in this society where your every impulse can be satisfied through technology or other mediums. ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/60 "2011-06-24T06:07:37Z")
I just want a Russian girl that shouts out Russian phrases from Call of Duty. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072.md?page=4)