# Russian Chicks, Vlads Dick & Ilya **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 23, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072 "2011-06-23T20:03:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Phate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Phate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Phate)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/61 "2011-06-24T06:55:55Z")
> [@Don't I have the best luck with cops...(story)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-i-have-the-best-luck-with-cops-story/43309/55): > > Homo! Homo! If I really just wanted to fap, I can go on redtube or xnxx to be honest and have better material than a forum thread has to offer. They have those fancy new fangled moving pictures, of just about any depraved thing you could want. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/62 "2011-06-24T07:21:55Z")
Im still :rofl at Ilya telling PJB to get his _ducks_ in a row! ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/63 "2011-06-24T09:14:59Z")
Ilya IIRC your still a virgin (thats cool I don’t care, whatever you belive is fine by me) I actually kind of agree with what someone else said and youre responce, not all pussy is equal, well if its the only pussy he knows, then he really won’t care. IDK if I could have married my wife if she dident have a good vag :rofl Now, I know oral etc used to be considered “sex” but can you still get your knob slobbed on and get a handy? If not, then I really don’t know how you do it :rofl ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/64 "2011-06-24T09:59:51Z")
yeah Ilya might be on to something. One of the benefits to only having one pussy is the fact that it will be the best piece of ass you’ll ever have. You won’t know that you can do 1000X better. The biggest down fall though is everyones first girlfriends is always the ugliest, dumbest bitch out of the entire bunch to. I know I have done nothing but improve over the years in female quality ---
**Author:** ![imported\_ST4TUS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_st4tus/32/6290_2.png) [@imported\_ST4TUS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_ST4TUS)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/65 "2011-06-24T10:08:46Z")
> [@unsure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unsure/43284/33): > > Gotta find me a good Russian chick. > > There was one I dealt with years ago that moved to the city to model. first name christina? :facepalm ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/66 "2011-06-24T11:38:25Z")
> [@s13 coupe ka-et](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/s13-coupe-ka-et/36185/28): > > what if you found ‘she’ has a penis bigger than yours? I have no neg opinions towards religion as I am Catholic and try to somewhat follow, but I wanna know the answer to this lol… What if you date “her” for a yr or two and you love her but she never told you? lol… Would you stay witerr? ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/67 "2011-06-24T11:41:49Z")
> [@Daily Driver $18k-$25k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daily-driver-18k-25k/43320/57): > > yeah Ilya might be on to something. One of the benefits to only having one pussy is the fact that it will be the best piece of ass you’ll ever have. You won’t know that you can do 1000X better. > > The biggest down fall though is everyones first girlfriends is always the ugliest, dumbest bitch out of the entire bunch to. I know I have done nothing but improve over the years in female quality idk man some hoes are just too too loose to enjoy even for a virgin I would think… I once fucked a chick and her shit was so loose i felt like i was fucking air… after like 40 minutes and 3 gallons of sweat I just pretended to nut so I could stop without offending her. ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/68 "2011-06-24T12:09:25Z")
> [@Official NHL Trade deadline thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nhl-trade-deadline-thread/43281/45): > > idk man some hoes are just too too loose to enjoy even for a virgin I would think… I once fucked a chick and her shit was so loose i felt like i was fucking air… after like 40 minutes and 3 gallons of sweat I just pretended to nut so I could stop without offending her. Been there done that +rep ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/69 "2011-06-24T13:41:43Z")
> [@Daily Driver $18k-$25k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daily-driver-18k-25k/43320/60): > > first name christina? :facepalm Why yes, yes it is. What a hot mess :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/70 "2011-06-24T18:16:14Z")
> [@Official NHL Trade deadline thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nhl-trade-deadline-thread/43281/45): > > idk man some hoes are just too too loose to enjoy even for a virgin I would think… I once fucked a chick and her shit was so loose i felt like i was fucking air… after like 40 minutes and 3 gallons of sweat I just pretended to nut so I could stop without offending her. Truth, doesnt matter if the girl is a slut or not, some chicks just have bigger vag’s then others, some of the nastiest whores have a great vag. Just depends on the girl, lets hope ilya gets lucky and doesnt find himself a girl with an airy vagina :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/71 "2011-06-24T18:58:08Z")
> [@$29k....... got my laught of the day](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/29k-got-my-laught-of-the-day/43334/11): > > Truth, doesnt matter if the girl is a slut or not, some chicks just have bigger vag’s then others, some of the nastiest whores have a great vag. Just depends on the girl, lets hope ilya gets lucky and doesnt find himself a girl with an airy vagina :rofl yep ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/72 "2011-06-24T22:52:52Z")
> [@Daily Driver $18k-$25k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daily-driver-18k-25k/43320/38): > > Hahaha johns the best. > As for the other topic, whacking off is a sin too no? I wouldn’t want to bust a lumpy load that looks like cream of wheat for the first time I’m with a chick. You gotta clean out the pipes, they are 24 years old and shits been backed up for years. Also, not all the women are saving themselves just because they are telling you that. Girls are sneaky, I knew a hott born again who was riding cock and drinking loads of cum like it was her job and she swore she’s a virgin to her family. > > I personally never had girls that I wasn’t hooking up with as friends. I’d rather hang out with my boys and then go hook up with girls after. Me not engaging in feminine talks and shit has worked out well for me. Feel bad for the guy who’s taking girls out to movies as a friend and a guy like me coming along and filling her up with man nectar an hour later. ^ realist \*\*\*\*\* on this website ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072/73 "2011-06-25T09:20:52Z")
> [@Daily Driver $18k-$25k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daily-driver-18k-25k/43320/38): > > I’d rather hang out with my boys and then go hook up with girls after. Me not engaging in feminine talks and shit has worked out well for me. Feel bad for the guy who’s taking girls out to movies as a friend and a guy like me coming along and filling her up with man nectar an hour later. :rofl Fuck yeh [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/russian-chicks-vlads-dick-ilya/259072.md?page=3)