# sad but true lol
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [October 10, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614 "2005-10-10T19:07:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/1 "2005-10-10T19:07:40Z")
Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands…
First floor
The door had a sign saying, “These men have jobs and love kids.” The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.” “Hmmm,” said the ladies, “But, I wonder what’s further up?”
Third floor
This sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.”
“Wow,” said the women, “Very tempting.” But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.”
“Oh, mercy me,” they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, “This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f-cking impossible to please. The exit is to your left.”
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### Author:  [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 1:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/2 "2005-10-11T01:11:44Z")
> [@mustang03gt](#):
>
> Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.
>
> The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands…
>
> First floor
> The door had a sign saying, “These men have jobs and love kids.” The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up they went.
>
> Second floor
> The sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.” “Hmmm,” said the ladies, “But, I wonder what’s further up?”
>
> Third floor
> This sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.”
> “Wow,” said the women, “Very tempting.” But there was another floor, so further up they went.
>
> Fourth floor
> This door had a sign saying “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.”
> “Oh, mercy me,” they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
>
> Fifth floor
> The sign on that door said, “This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f-cking impossible to please. The exit is to your left.”
:owned:
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### Author:  [@imported\_showtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_showtime)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/3 "2005-10-11T04:43:45Z")
old joke…but true
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/4 "2005-10-11T05:20:24Z")
> [@The1SloShelby](#):
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> :owned:
how is that owned? it was a joke.
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### Author:  [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/5 "2005-10-11T05:33:10Z")
> [@BlkP42E](#):
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> how is that owned? it was a joke.
x2
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### Author:  [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/6 "2005-10-11T07:11:22Z")
🤣 🤣 🤣 funny shit.
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### Author:  [@grindpunk16](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grindpunk16)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/7 "2005-10-11T07:14:56Z")
> [@jinxxycat](#):
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> 🤣 🤣 🤣 funny shit.
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### Author:  [@Tom\_the\_roofer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tom_the_roofer)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/8 "2005-10-11T08:42:17Z")
funny stuff
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### Author:  [@Streetnstrip](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Streetnstrip)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/9 "2005-10-11T09:56:34Z")
> [@BlkP42E](#):
>
> how is that owned? it was a joke.
another stupid post by shelby :jerkit:
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### Author:  [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/10 "2005-10-11T10:21:39Z")
🤣
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### Author:  [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/11 "2005-10-11T11:42:03Z")
> [@Streetnstrip](#):
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> another stupid post by shelby :jerkit:
ya and you can go fuck yourself you peice of shit, k thx bye
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/12 "2005-10-11T12:27:30Z")
you still haven’t justified how it was owned…
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### Author:  [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/13 "2005-10-11T13:48:59Z")
> [@BlkP42E](#):
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> you still haven’t justified how it was owned…
i guess cause hes one of the guys in the basement that dont even make it to the first floor. :dunno:
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### Author:  [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/14 "2005-10-11T14:01:49Z")
lol funny 🤣 there is a very small amount of girls that aren’t like that though, just hard to come by :hsugh:
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/15 "2005-10-11T14:04:06Z")
> [@mustang03gt](#):
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> i guess cause hes one of the guys in the basement that dont even make it to the first floor. :dunno:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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### Author:  [@Streetnstrip](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Streetnstrip)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/16 "2005-10-11T16:44:25Z")
> [@The1SloShelby](#):
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> ya and you can go fuck yourself you peice of shit, k thx bye
wow im so hurt especially since its coming from a loser like u.
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### Author:  [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/17 "2005-10-11T17:09:05Z")
why dont you two seriously just meet somewhere, beat the living shit out of each other, and call it a day? Everyones so tough around here.
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### Author:  [@81Boo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/81Boo)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/18 "2005-10-11T17:29:41Z")
e-thugs
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### Author:  [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/19 "2005-10-12T00:19:41Z")
im no e-thug, sam’s the e-thug, i dont say anything about him… he’s the one that always starts shit in threads with me.
sam i dont have a problem with you, if you keep your mouth shut i keep mine shut…
ok BACK ONTOPIC
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### Author:  [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2005, 4:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sad-but-true-lol/177614/20 "2005-10-12T04:44:02Z")
Hahaha
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