# safe saw?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/safe-saw/30391>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 5, 2007, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/safe-saw/30391 "2007-06-05T08:03:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2007, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/safe-saw/30391/26 "2007-06-06T10:48:24Z")

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[quote=“newman,post:9,topic:30391"”]

“My client, the paraplegic Mr. Jones, who is both blind and deaf and suffers from Parkinson’s disease was using your saw in the dark on a small raft during hurricane Katrina. Shortly after his adopted 500lb father-in-law resumed sodomizing him with a baseball bat my client, who has a remarkably comprehensive health insurance policy, received an injury that took no less than zero stitches to close as a result of a faulty braking mechanism on your so called ‘SafeSaw’. As a result, we feel that Mr. Jones is entitled to no less than 50 Million Dollars”

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did you people not read this post? it was fucking gold 🤣

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