# Sales guys: Lets hear your elevator pitch **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 6, 2008, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785 "2008-08-06T07:23:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/1 "2008-08-06T07:23:57Z")
State what you sell and lets hear the pitch. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/2 "2008-08-06T07:25:39Z")
![http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/6/8/c68b67aa7a63ee2d2572b36dc8f51bc6.jpg](http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/6/8/c68b67aa7a63ee2d2572b36dc8f51bc6.jpg) Who wants this dog?! ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/3 "2008-08-06T07:27:12Z")
Crack. Yo…you want some rocks? ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/4 "2008-08-06T07:30:20Z")
I sell health related technology. “yo, wanna get better?” ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/5 "2008-08-06T07:31:05Z")
i sell my body … line is “Hey, do you have no standards ?” ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/6 "2008-08-06T07:31:43Z")
I sell volcano insurance. Do you want to burn and die? Sign this! ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/7 "2008-08-06T07:32:14Z")
> [@EvilJay](#): > > It’s gonna rain! is that your pitch for selling umbrellas? ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/8 "2008-08-06T07:53:23Z")
My old sales pitch: “Do you have a chip or crack in your windshield?” Yeah, I was one of those guys back in 2000-2001 ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/9 "2008-08-06T08:06:05Z")
“Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?” “Well then, what about THESE balls?” response: “Oh my god, those balls are as smooth as eggs! Yes, I’ll suck them.” ---
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/10 "2008-08-06T08:35:23Z")
Adam’s Average Male Escorting Service, “When you settle for less, you call the best!” or “Yes, you can have the herp too!” ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/11 "2008-08-06T08:39:53Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > “Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?” > “Well then, what about THESE balls?” > response: > “Oh my god, those balls are as smooth as eggs! Yes, I’ll suck them.” I’ll buy your botox… ---
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/12 "2008-08-06T08:48:19Z")
> [@EvilJay](#): > > I sell volcano insurance. > > Do you want to burn and die? Sign this! :lol: Duck and cover! Cloud insurance. You know they’re just sitting up there planing, waiting for the prefect time. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/13 "2008-08-06T08:55:37Z")
I sell cigarettes. “Hey, I’ll kill you quicker. And more painfully.” ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/14 "2008-08-06T09:19:10Z")
Never would have guessed that there are no elevator salesmen on the board… :uhh: :tinfoilhat: ---
**Author:** ![JewHefner](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jewhefner/32/5296_2.png) [@JewHefner](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JewHefner)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/15 "2008-08-06T09:29:24Z")
> [@sureshot!](#): > > My old sales pitch: > > “Do you have a chip or crack in your windshield?” > > Yeah, I was one of those guys back in 2000-2001 ☹ Wiper Check eh? ---
**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/16 "2008-08-06T09:31:15Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Never would have guessed that there are no elevator salesmen on the board… > > :uhh: > > :tinfoilhat: ha ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/17 "2008-08-06T09:50:48Z")
> [@Itagaki](#): > > :lol: Duck and cover! > > Cloud insurance. > > You know they’re just sitting up there planing, waiting for the prefect time. touche salesman ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/18 "2008-08-06T10:20:50Z")
If i can see someones phone. Are you happy with your wireless service? Maybe Ever thought of switching to AT&T. etc etc ---
**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/19 "2008-08-06T10:32:51Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > If i can see someones phone. > > Are you happy with your wireless service? > Maybe > Ever thought of switching to AT&T. > > etc etc I use to tell them that their phone sucked… "why don’t you get a better phone like this?! ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785/20 "2008-08-06T10:35:35Z")
Me - “What do you own now?” them - blah blah Me - “Ouch, that sucks.” [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sales-guys-lets-hear-your-elevator-pitch/52785.md?page=2)