# Sammy Van-Halen?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sammy-van-halen/24907>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 21, 2007, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sammy-van-halen/24907 "2007-02-21T19:03:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![97Ranger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97ranger/32/7342_2.png) [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sammy-van-halen/24907/143 "2007-06-22T20:43:08Z")

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[http://sammyvanhalen.com/ask.html](http://sammyvanhalen.com/ask.html)

the best one

Dear Sammy:  
where do you go to get tested for your STDs?  
Thanks bra,  
stevie

Dear Stevie:  
The only STD I have is Sammy’s Thick Dong and the only doctor I know is Dr. Feelgood. Stop trying to bring Sammy down with your fears of good times.  
Live and Let Die,  
SVH

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