# Sam's Birthday?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sams-birthday/247271
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [October 3, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sams-birthday/247271 "2009-10-03T01:14:58Z")
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### Author: ![Reckone](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/reckone/32/6324_2.png) [@Reckone](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Reckone)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sams-birthday/247271/212 "2009-10-14T13:36:02Z")

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> [@Went out for a bag of milk and came back with...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk-and-came-back-with/24358/88):
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> Absolutely not!
> 
> If any of you catch me with a girlfriend before the age of 30, please end my life.
> 
> Painlessly, preferably.

Can do buddy :thumbup

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