# Satanist for Governor of Minnesota - 2006

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**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 13, 2006, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/satanist-for-governor-of-minnesota-2006/91873 "2006-01-13T14:13:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/satanist-for-governor-of-minnesota-2006/91873/1 "2006-01-13T14:13:21Z")

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Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey for Governor of Minnesota - 2006

![http://www.boingboing.net/images/th_satangovernor.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/6/164792f95881a30a268f22ce3baedaf27cc5bd93.jpeg)

> 1. Any one found committing an act of terrorism in  
> Minnesota will be IMPALED by me at the State Capital.  
> If the US DOJ wants to prosecute me for it, then I will  
> take my chances in Court, for I do not believe an  
> American Jury will convict me of brutally killing a terrorist!

> **[Kursi dan Sofa](https://jonathonforgovernor.us)**
>
> Inspirasi kursi dan sofa minimalis untuk ruang tamu

:-s

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/satanist-for-governor-of-minnesota-2006/91873/2 "2006-01-13T14:24:50Z")

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haha his page is goldmine.

from his ‘Johnathon’ section

> In August 1988, while visiting a relative, I met a girl who was totally  
> taken by me and who I was. She was hott and sexy, so I drove her  
> home that night on my bike, and slept with her. Though I do not regret  
> sleeping with her, in 1996 I found that **she was my half-sister** who I  
> hadn’t seen since 1970. Talk about letting your ego get the best of you.

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**Author:** ![newbieracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47c2d/32.png) [@newbieracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newbieracer)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/satanist-for-governor-of-minnesota-2006/91873/3 "2006-01-14T14:47:46Z")

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man, what sites are you surfing, you always come up with the weirdest shit.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/satanist-for-governor-of-minnesota-2006/91873/4 "2006-01-14T21:54:29Z")

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im very good at the internet

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**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/satanist-for-governor-of-minnesota-2006/91873/5 "2006-01-14T21:57:04Z")

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I think Mike and I have pretty much finished the internet and are on the  
bonus levels.