# SAUSAGE ATTACK!!!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sausage-attack/54751>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 11, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sausage-attack/54751 "2008-09-11T15:27:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sausage-attack/54751/1 "2008-09-11T15:27:39Z")

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> A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff’s deputies said Saturday

> The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying “Pappy’s Seasoning” to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.  
> [http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/848554.html](http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/848554.html)  
> 🤣 🤣 🤣

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sausage-attack/54751/2 "2008-09-11T15:33:31Z")

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WTF

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sausage-attack/54751/3 "2008-09-11T15:40:31Z")

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We’ve all been there…

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sausage-attack/54751/4 "2008-09-11T15:42:22Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> We’ve all been there…

srsly… i mean…who HASN’T done that.

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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sausage-attack/54751/5 "2008-09-11T17:47:31Z")

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> [@SkunkApe](#):
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> srsly… i mean…who HASN’T done that.

wow, i need to hang out with you guys… :uhh: lol

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**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sausage-attack/54751/6 "2008-09-11T17:49:35Z")

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See what happens when i go to Fresno.

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sausage-attack/54751/7 "2008-09-11T17:57:22Z")

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wow thats just fucking odd :wtf:

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**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sausage-attack/54751/8 "2008-09-11T18:18:01Z")

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he was probably high on crack or something good.

Woke up on the police station like… “wait… I did what?”