# SAVE SWIFTY!!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 9, 2012, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950 "2012-03-09T08:03:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/1 "2012-03-09T08:03:37Z")
Alright kids, as you may have noticed i am never on shift anymore. This is due to being broke, lazy, and trying to finish college. You may think to yourself, fuck off swifty we hate you, or perhaps, gee swifty what can i do to help? If you are interested in me graduating, and re-entering the car scene, i suggest helping me out by taking this survey. Basically, my degree depends on me passing this class… so get to it. [https://siena.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV\_b29MD58xuluRYXy](https://siena.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV_b29MD58xuluRYXy) Thanks fuckers, maybe if i get enough responses i can leave my dungeon this summer and participate in tom-foolery with you clowns. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/2 "2012-03-09T08:06:05Z")
Fuck off swifty we hate you ---
**Author:** ![Johawk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johawk/32/6284_2.png) [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/3 "2012-03-09T08:08:47Z")
Fuckin Swifty is at it again. I could care less if you’re on shift. You’re much more amusing in person. Or in collaboration with Singh. ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/4 "2012-03-09T08:11:09Z")
lol… well pass this shit along to everyone you know please. i’m tired of getting old and being in school still. I can’t even checkout the freshman @ school anymore… feel like a pedo. Need to get the fuck out of here and get a normal job so i can spend all my money on my car again… ---
**Author:** ![zeedeveel55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/47e85d/32.png) [@zeedeveel55](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zeedeveel55)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/5 "2012-03-09T08:11:44Z")
done ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/6 "2012-03-09T08:20:15Z")
> [@canadian doushebags](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/canadian-doushebags/48568/24): > > done thanks 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/7 "2012-03-09T08:30:49Z")
your survey sucks but I did it anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/8 "2012-03-09T08:30:52Z")
Swift you’re alive! Done buddy! ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/9 "2012-03-09T08:40:52Z")
> [@Fiberglass Q](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fiberglass-q/48582/9): > > your survey sucks but I did it anyway. thanks… wasn’t the topic i wanted to do the project on, but i don’t really care as long as i get 341 people to take it… /facepalm > [@canadian doushebags](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/canadian-doushebags/48568/26): > > Swift you’re alive! > > Done buddy! \<3 ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/10 "2012-03-09T08:43:23Z")
its all good homie. I was kidding anyways. I was pissed the Schticky didnt make the list. :ROFL ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/11 "2012-03-09T08:43:53Z")
Done ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/12 "2012-03-09T08:46:47Z")
> [@canadian doushebags](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/canadian-doushebags/48568/27): > > its all good homie. I was kidding anyways. > > I was pissed the Schticky didnt make the list. :ROFL The Schticky is honestly the funniest commercial I’ve ever seen ---
**Author:** ![d\_gage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/d_gage/32/6321_2.png) [@d\_gage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/d_gage)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/13 "2012-03-09T08:58:40Z")
Done. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/14 "2012-03-09T09:14:48Z")
done ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/15 "2012-03-09T10:14:25Z")
swifty i still love you and don’t worry i’m still in school and broke too. ---
**Author:** ![Johawk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johawk/32/6284_2.png) [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/16 "2012-03-09T12:47:41Z")
> [@FS: 1994 Mitsubishi 3000GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1994-mitsubishi-3000gt/48447/33): > > swifty i still love you and don’t worry i’m still in school and broke too. truth! ---
**Author:** ![MPSoldier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/54ee81/32.png) [@MPSoldier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPSoldier)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/17 "2012-03-09T13:14:57Z")
Done man ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/18 "2012-03-09T13:42:33Z")
Your welcome ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/19 "2012-03-09T13:43:30Z")
Done ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950/20 "2012-03-09T14:17:33Z")
Thanks everyone! in honor of possibly graduating, i bought a battery and started the deuce today… Sigh [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/save-swifty/262950.md?page=2)