# saw this on another forum **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 17, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983 "2007-05-17T15:17:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/1 "2007-05-17T15:17:21Z")
and it got some pretty interesting replies: The idea is simple, but there are rules. 1.) You are in an enclosed area about the size of a basketball court. You have no weapons or padding on you. There are no weapons lying around. You can only protect the family jewels (cup). 2.) You cannot touch a wall or use that as a weapon. 3.) These kids want you DEAD. that is, they won’t get scared or back off at ALL. 4.) Assume they are all of good health. Also, they’ve received one day of combat training, to show them what will hurt you, and the correct way to attack. 5.) When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When all the kids are knocked unconscious (amount of kids is somewhere in the neighborhood of 4 figures), you win. My question is this: how many 5-year olds could you take on at once? List your strategy and explain. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/2 "2007-05-17T15:23:26Z")
1 at a time ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/3 "2007-05-17T15:25:12Z")
High School or Collegiate? How many square feet is the court? ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/4 "2007-05-17T15:29:34Z")
![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/wussmonster/ZOD.gif](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/wussmonster/ZOD.gif) ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/5 "2007-05-17T15:30:41Z")
> [@High speed internet question](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/high-speed-internet-question/30214/35): > > High School or Collegiate? How many square feet is the court? You planning on actually dunking them? ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/6 "2007-05-17T15:31:28Z")
Umpossible Missons Force If Tom can do it, I can to. ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/7 "2007-05-17T15:32:44Z")
> [@5.31.07 TITS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-31-07-tits/30133/18): > > You planning on actually dunking them? sky-hook would prove to be a more efficient killing force using gravity to my advantage…duh! ---
**Author:** ![Lazylaser](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lazylaser/32/6033_2.png) [@Lazylaser](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lazylaser)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/8 "2007-05-17T16:10:41Z")
The Heart pumps blood throughout the body in coordination with the lungs to keep oxygen circulated, this blood is needed by the vital organs to survive especially the brain. If the heart fails or is seriously damaged oxygen will not reach the brain resulting in the person blacking out followed by death. So I would simply reach into their rib cage and pull out their heart, just Like in indiana jones. ---
**Author:** ![Lazylaser](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lazylaser/32/6033_2.png) [@Lazylaser](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lazylaser)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/9 "2007-05-17T16:12:05Z")
Also I would eat their heart, that would be badass. So i could take on aprox 34 5-year olds, I would have to stop when I got full ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/10 "2007-05-17T16:21:35Z")
Theres no answer to this. ---
**Author:** ![neonracer01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@neonracer01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neonracer01)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/11 "2007-05-17T18:03:30Z")
punch each one in the throat or break their arms. ---
**Author:** ![xlogic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/59ef9b/32.png) [@xlogic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xlogic)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/12 "2007-05-17T18:16:36Z")
i don’t think 5 year olds could knock you unconscious…but i would just keep working my way around beating ass ---
**Author:** ![Zack01GC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/13 "2007-05-17T20:09:40Z")
Size 12 Boot \> 5 Year-Old’s Cranium. ---
**Author:** ![06se-r](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/c5a1d2/32.png) [@06se-r](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/06se-r)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/14 "2007-05-17T20:17:37Z")
> [@So you had a bad day...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-had-a-bad-day/30211/52): > > Size 12 Boot \> 5 Year-Old’s Cranium. yeah, that would do it. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/15 "2007-05-17T20:20:24Z")
Find the 5 year olds, Mums \>\* ---
**Author:** ![starboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/starboy/32/5985_2.png) [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/16 "2007-05-17T20:29:52Z")
throw out a stack of yugioh cards. Watch as the kids play, and beat the sh\*t out each other. ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/17 "2007-05-17T21:45:44Z")
[quote=“Cheeks,post:32,topic:30214"”] and it got some pretty interesting replies: The idea is simple, but there are rules. 1.) You are in an enclosed area about the size of a basketball court. You have no weapons or padding on you. There are no weapons lying around. You can only protect the family jewels (cup). 2.) You cannot touch a wall or use that as a weapon. 3.) These kids want you DEAD. that is, they won’t get scared or back off at ALL. 4.) Assume they are all of good health. Also, they’ve received one day of combat training, to show them what will hurt you, and the correct way to attack. 5.) When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When all the kids are knocked unconscious (amount of kids is somewhere in the neighborhood of 4 figures), you win. My question is this: how many 5-year olds could you take on at once? List your strategy and explain. [/quote] :wtf: I dont get it… [quote=“JimmaY,post:39,topic:30214"”] ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/wussmonster/ZOD.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/0/b06e6d6799b4c91829083e80d3247abf6072050e.gif) [/quote] :bowrofl: [quote=“Lasylaser,post:5,topic:30220"”] The Heart pumps blood throughout the body in coordination with the lungs to keep oxygen circulated, this blood is needed by the vital organs to survive especially the brain. If the heart fails or is seriously damaged oxygen will not reach the brain resulting in the person blacking out followed by death. So I would simply reach into their rib cage and pull out their heart, just Like in indiana jones. [/quote] :bowrofl: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/18 "2007-05-18T05:33:26Z")
Go R Kelly style and piss on all their faces…then while they are blinded knock their punk asses out. ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/19 "2007-05-18T05:55:26Z")
id bring kolar, and he’d just have sex with them ---
**Author:** ![obi-1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@obi-1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/obi-1)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983/20 "2007-05-18T06:14:49Z")
[quote=“JimmaY,post:39,topic:30214"”] ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/wussmonster/ZOD.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/0/b06e6d6799b4c91829083e80d3247abf6072050e.gif) [/quote] :bowrofl: :bowrofl: [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saw-this-on-another-forum/189983.md?page=2)