# Say something myself vs. Call the cops

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**Created:** [August 12, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/say-something-myself-vs-call-the-cops/53143 "2008-08-12T16:15:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/say-something-myself-vs-call-the-cops/53143/48 "2008-08-13T18:00:58Z")

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Train dog to bark at neighbors.

Duct tape semi auto shotgun to rottwieler.

Somehow rig it to fire every time he barks.

Let dog out with 8 shells of double buck.

Profit?

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