# Scratch offs

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 12, 2012, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709 "2012-01-12T09:39:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/1 "2012-01-12T09:39:58Z")

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Alright, where’s the best place to get rid of scratch offs (winning ones) I get these fucking things every year for Xmas, watch my family waste all this money, and no one ever wins. I have a PILE of the GD things that total up to next to nothing, but enough that I don’t want to throw them away like I do every year. Gas station will cash them right? That’s usually where the idiots wait in line buying these things when I’m trying to get my beef-jerky & Lo-Carb Monster fix on.

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**Author:** ![TurboTSi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@TurboTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTSi)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/2 "2012-01-12T09:49:09Z")

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Any place that sells lottery tickets will cash them… I turned mine in at Wegmans.

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**Author:** ![livin4hockey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@livin4hockey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/livin4hockey)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/3 "2012-01-12T10:10:37Z")

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Any place that sells them should be able to cash them.

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/4 "2012-01-12T10:18:29Z")

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I hate scratch offs. I would rather play a slot machine.

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/5 "2012-01-12T10:25:25Z")

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Interesting, I would normally think the same people who like monster products would also like scratch offs?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/6 "2012-01-12T10:33:31Z")

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> [@theblue](#):
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> Interesting, I would normally think the same people who like monster products would also like scratch offs?

My first thought as well, lol

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**Author:** ![Neon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@Neon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neon)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/7 "2012-01-12T10:40:19Z")

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Is this thread real?

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/8 "2012-01-12T10:47:57Z")

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now it’s real!

![http://www.sportscarzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ken-block-subaru.jpg](http://www.sportscarzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ken-block-subaru.jpg)

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**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/9 "2012-01-12T10:49:47Z")

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Seriously? Just about any freakin’ gas station dude just like you thought. LOL

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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/10 "2012-01-12T11:19:57Z")

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Went to Tops, Monster keeps my cocaine and meth cravings under control. I chug at least twelve before I try my superman antics. Line was empty, cashier at customer service started scanning, and there wasn’t a full set of teeth between the 5 people in line when I turned around, all with tickets in hand, and the scratchie machines were all taken omw out.

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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/11 "2012-01-12T13:58:15Z")

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Seriously? Do you have to sing a song in order to tie your shoes?

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> [@Spam16v](#):
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> Went to Tops, Monster keeps my cocaine and meth cravings under control. I chug at least twelve before I try my superman antics. Line was empty, cashier at customer service started scanning, and there wasn’t a full set of teeth between the 5 people in line when I turned around, all with tickets in hand, and the scratchie machines were all taken omw out.

Too high class for Tops FTW!

Edit: Holy fuck! You usually throw them out. Goddamn dude, you ballin.

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**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/12 "2012-01-12T13:59:31Z")

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> [@theblue](#):
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> Interesting, I would normally think the same people who like monster products would also like scratch offs?

I drink enough monster to have a Monster fridge integrated into my work bench, yet I feel like Spam16v does about scratch offs

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v79/x_iliohan/006.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/3/a3a2b4682880e20369eea39d54a0837424408c8a.jpeg)

X…

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**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/13 "2012-01-12T14:58:20Z")

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I’ve been drinking a lot of monster lately. More for the taste than the energy. That’s a baller fridge I want all of them.

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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/14 "2012-01-12T17:00:30Z")

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> [@PureXTC](#):
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> Seriously? Do you have to sing a song in order to tie your shoes?
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> ---------- Post added at 04:58 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:51 PM ----------
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> Too high class for Tops FTW!
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> Edit: Holy fuck! You usually throw them out. Goddamn dude, you ballin.

I was so fucking balling omw to Supercuts WITH A COUPON SON! you don’t even know how baller I really am. One stop shop, it’s next to Tops on Harlem. I get nearly 2 dozen scratch offs every Xmas… this is the first year I won more than $2, to hell with all the wishful thinking that I’m going to go cash in 1 or 2 $1 winning tickets. I got to fold over a couple twenties this year and get my hair did this year, I’m fancy. All in all, if I just got a $20 bill every year instead of all these scratchies, I’d be money ahead, and so would the people “gift giving”.

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**Author:** ![Neon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@Neon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neon)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/15 "2012-01-12T19:35:32Z")

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How traumatizing for you to experience to lotto line.

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**Author:** ![Darksyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ed655f/32.png) [@Darksyde](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darksyde)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/16 "2012-01-12T19:59:36Z")

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> [@Xander](#):
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> .snip.

Where did you get that fridge from?

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**Author:** ![JustinH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/17 "2012-01-12T20:33:33Z")

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It seems that you need to buy the $10 or $20 scratch offs to have a chance at winning anything.

The $1 or $2 have always been losers for me.

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**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/18 "2012-01-12T21:10:20Z")

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Where are scratch offs sold?

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**Author:** ![95dime](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/95dime/32/7514_2.png) [@95dime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95dime)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/19 "2012-01-12T22:10:45Z")

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this thread needs less scratch off and more scratch and sniff.

x, where did you get that fridge? that things cool as hell

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**Author:** ![itsJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@itsJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/itsJim)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scratch-offs/219709/20 "2012-01-13T06:08:10Z")

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What are scratch offs?

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