# Screw a watchdog, you need a...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [March 10, 2011, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282 "2011-03-10T12:37:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 18
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### Author:  [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/1 "2011-03-10T12:37:56Z")
Watch gator!
> **[Calif. pot growers use alligator to protect stash](http://www.nbcnews.com/id/41990869/ns/us_news-weird_news/)**
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> California narcotics investigators found a $1.5 million marijuana growing operation at a house and an unusual security guard — a 4-foot-long alligator named Wally.
HEMET, Calif. — California narcotics investigators found a $1.5 million marijuana growing operation at a house and an unusual security guard — a 4-foot-long alligator named Wally.
The Riverside County drug task force team moved in on the Hemet area house on Monday night and seized nearly 2,300 pot plants. The commander says agents also found the reptile, described as a “watchgator.”
The healthy 55-pound American alligator was turned over to the Phelan-based Forever Wild Exotic Animal Sanctuary, since gators are illegal in California.
The Riverside Press-Enterprise reports 29-year-old John Nathan Donna, who lives in the home, was arrested and booked for investigation of marijuana cultivation and possession. He was released Tuesday on $100,000 bail.
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/2 "2011-03-10T12:41:33Z")
55 pound gator aint shit
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### Author:  [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/3 "2011-03-10T18:44:33Z")
guess he gets points for being creative, but his watchgator obviously didn’t keep his dumb ass from getting arrested.
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### Author:  [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/4 "2011-03-10T20:20:26Z")
4 foot gator is a baby
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/5 "2011-03-10T20:24:39Z")
isnt it like if you dont feed one much they stay small?
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### Author:  [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/6 "2011-03-10T20:28:13Z")
> [@Buffalo Bills 2007 Season Discussion](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-2007-season-discussion/35063/880):
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> isnt it like if you dont feed one much they stay small?
lol no
if you dont feed a kid much, does he stop growing?
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/7 "2011-03-10T20:36:16Z")
Ive heard it from a few people about alligators though.
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### Author:  [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/8 "2011-03-10T20:37:13Z")
> [@I am legend](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-legend/39027/58):
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> Ive heard it from a few people about alligators though.
not true.
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/9 "2011-03-10T20:41:13Z")
🤣rofl:rofl
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/10 "2011-03-10T20:41:54Z")
hahah it’s not enough PJB has to deal with online trolls… he has real life trolls too
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2011, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/11 "2011-03-11T05:27:33Z")
They sell gator’s in the pet shop down here, i was thinking about picking one up :rofl
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### Author:  [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2011, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/12 "2011-03-11T09:52:33Z")
> [@Random Picture Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-picture-thread/34324/154):
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> They sell gator’s in the pet shop down here, i was thinking about picking one up :rofl
off topic… do you know an al parsakian… he goes to wyotech too
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2011, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/13 "2011-03-11T10:59:27Z")
> [@id prefer to die instead](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/id-prefer-to-die-instead/40275/6):
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> off topic… do you know an al parsakian… he goes to wyotech too
no idea who he be
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### Author:  [@AUDI\_JAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AUDI_JAY)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2011, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/14 "2011-03-11T11:40:01Z")
Haha reminds me of the movie grandmas boy…“nobody fawks with a tiger”
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/15 "2011-03-11T20:03:53Z")
^^^^ proper dinosaur to guard your weed fields, 1000+lbs of prehistoric anger
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### Author:  [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/16 "2011-03-11T21:39:06Z")
> [@Was thinking about getting a bottle of Louis xiii.Anyone want in?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-thinking-about-getting-a-bottle-of-louis-xiii-anyone-want-in/40138/31):
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> lol no
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> if you dont feed a kid much, does he stop growing?
Actually, yeah, they do lol. It’s part of the reason the average height of people has been increasing. Optimum nutrition helps people reach their optimum size, as dictated by their genetics. If they’re malnourished, their genetics may have them set at 6 feet tall at full potential, when in reality they’re only 5’8. This is only a real-world practical example though. There are far more extreme cases.
Look into feral children if you’d like examples.
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/17 "2011-03-11T22:02:25Z")
> [@The Official Banish MikeRi24 Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-banish-mikeri24-thread/40214/104):
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> Actually, yeah, they do lol. It’s part of the reason the average height of people has been increasing. Optimum nutrition helps people reach their optimum size, as dictated by their genetics. If they’re malnourished, their genetics may have them set at 6 feet tall at full potential, when in reality they’re only 5’8. This is only a real-world practical example though. There are far more extreme cases.
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> Look into feral children if you’d like examples.
completely correct. recent studies confirm that in the past 100 years the average height of people has increased.
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### Author:  [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2011, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-a-watchdog-you-need-a/257282/18 "2011-03-12T12:36:32Z")
> [@The Official Banish MikeRi24 Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-banish-mikeri24-thread/40214/104):
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> Actually, yeah, they do lol. It’s part of the reason the average height of people has been increasing. Optimum nutrition helps people reach their optimum size, as dictated by their genetics. If they’re malnourished, their genetics may have them set at 6 feet tall at full potential, when in reality they’re only 5’8. This is only a real-world practical example though. There are far more extreme cases.
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> Look into feral children if you’d like examples.
ok, people are different then a large reptile.
6 feet for a croc/alligator is tiny. Full grown they reach 12+ ft…
so we will say that A poorly fed one, will still reach 9ft…