# Screw Crisco **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 27, 2007, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575 "2007-06-27T11:11:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575/1 "2007-06-27T11:11:29Z")
Its all greasy and doesn’t lubricate as well as you’d think. ![http://www.metstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/crisco-shortening.jpg](http://www.metstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/crisco-shortening.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![oneslowdsm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@oneslowdsm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowdsm)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575/2 "2007-06-27T11:50:30Z")
that is great i was staring at the screw cisco thread and yours and was confused. good work. ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575/3 "2007-06-27T13:06:26Z")
parody threads are strong today ---
**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575/4 "2007-06-27T13:08:34Z")
“They call her crisco, because she is fat in a can.” I was waiting for this one… ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575/5 "2007-06-27T13:14:34Z")
You can’t screw crisco, and even if you did it would be impossible to impregnate. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575/6 "2007-06-27T13:15:59Z")
[quote=“FuzzyFish,post:5,topic:31575"”] impossible to impregnate. [/quote] :tup: 👏 ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575/7 "2007-06-27T13:17:00Z")
[quote=“FuzzyFish,post:5,topic:31575"”] You can’t screw crisco, and even if you did it would be impossible to impregnate. [/quote] Sounds like a man who’s had some lonely nights and did some trial and error with stuff in the kitchen. :rolljerk: ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575/8 "2007-06-27T13:54:31Z")
ahahahhahaha ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575/9 "2007-06-27T15:05:36Z")
[quote=“JayS,post:7,topic:31575"”] Sounds like a man who’s had some lonely nights and did some trial and error with stuff in the kitchen. :rolljerk: [/quote] I… I couldn’t help it, it just looked so sexy in it’s swanky blue can. :headbang: ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575/10 "2007-06-27T15:06:12Z")
IBL ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575/11 "2007-06-27T16:00:44Z")
[quote=“Locutus,post:10,topic:31575"”] IBL [/quote] I Bang Lard? ---
**Author:** ![PumiceT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@PumiceT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PumiceT)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575/12 "2007-06-27T18:45:51Z")
Screw Nabisco ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575/13 "2007-06-27T21:37:03Z")
[quote=“altimarollin,post:11,topic:31575"”] I Bang Lard? [/quote] ROFLMAO 👏 ---
**Author:** ![antosh87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@antosh87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/antosh87)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575/14 "2007-06-27T22:01:09Z")
hahaha ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-crisco/31575/15 "2007-06-27T22:18:25Z")
🤣