# Seasons Greetings??? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 29, 2005, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seasons-greetings/5088 "2005-11-29T07:19:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seasons-greetings/5088/1 "2005-11-29T07:19:14Z")
okay, christians say Merry Christmas. jews say Happy Hanukkah. African-Americans say Happy Kwanzaa. What do Muslims say? I know Ramadan is this time of year, (I don’t know the dates though…sorry) but what do they say? I’m sure they don’t say “May your stomach rumblings be tolerable” or something long winded like that. Does anyone know? ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seasons-greetings/5088/2 "2005-11-29T07:28:38Z")
whatever it is i doubt we can pronounce it correctly. ---
**Author:** ![Husaria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8baadc/32.png) [@Husaria](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Husaria)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seasons-greetings/5088/3 "2005-11-29T07:43:58Z")
I say Merry Christmas, offended? oh well ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seasons-greetings/5088/4 "2005-11-29T07:50:55Z")
it wasn’t a question of being offended. I was merely curious about this small portion of their culture. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seasons-greetings/5088/5 "2005-11-29T07:52:59Z")
they don’t say anything, they just kill an infidel, duh. i need a globally offensive phrase to say for this time of the year… “fuck yo couch, nigga!” ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seasons-greetings/5088/6 "2005-11-29T07:55:30Z")
this thread should go far… :lol: ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seasons-greetings/5088/7 "2005-11-29T08:11:16Z")
:lol: Newman! I was trying to be serious, but nobody else wants to…that’s okay. ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seasons-greetings/5088/8 "2005-11-29T08:25:08Z")
make a sound like your trying to bring up some phlem, that’s probably close to what it sounds like. ---
**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seasons-greetings/5088/9 "2005-11-29T10:39:54Z")
Derka derka derka! :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seasons-greetings/5088/10 "2005-11-29T10:57:50Z")
Muslims say Kaboom!!! as they blow themselves up killing our troops, or vacationing americans overseas. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seasons-greetings/5088/11 "2005-11-29T11:27:27Z")
merry christmas, happy hannukah, have a kwaaaazy kwanzaa, a tip top tet, and a solemn dignified ramadan. /krusty the clown ---
**Author:** ![zero\_assault](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/dfb087/32.png) [@zero\_assault](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zero_assault)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seasons-greetings/5088/12 "2005-11-29T11:28:26Z")
LLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEENKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKINS ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seasons-greetings/5088/13 "2005-11-29T11:31:05Z")
> [@98teg](#): > > Derka derka derka! :gotme: hahahaha, ^^^this ones my fav. ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 12:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seasons-greetings/5088/14 "2005-11-30T00:59:05Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > merry christmas, happy hannukah, have a kwaaaazy kwanzaa, a tip top tet, and a solemn dignified ramadan. > /krusty the clown that’s probably the closest to what I was looking for. Thanks! :tup: