# Secret Girlfriend

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-girlfriend/247927>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 28, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-girlfriend/247927 "2009-10-28T19:51:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-girlfriend/247927/1 "2009-10-28T19:51:59Z")

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Does anybody else watch this genious show on CC? Right now the two guys are trying to pick up girls, and the one goes “I will pepperspray the fuck out of you” and walks away. :rofl

Last week they bought a sick, dying dog to bring to the park and pick up chicks with. The guy throws the frisbee and goes “run spot, run” while the dog is just lying there looking like death :rofl FWIW, the dog died 2 days after they bought it.

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-girlfriend/247927/2 "2009-10-28T20:37:42Z")

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The dog one was amazing! Dead dog beats Dog!

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**Author:** ![CSholtes612](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/csholtes612/32/6432_2.png) [@CSholtes612](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CSholtes612)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-girlfriend/247927/3 "2009-10-28T20:38:32Z")

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what the fuck do u people watch

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-girlfriend/247927/4 "2009-10-28T20:48:11Z")

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> [@FS: CAMARO PARTS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-camaro-parts/24935/10):
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> what the fuck do u people watch

Mostly just “Robot Chicken” ad “Superjail” but I do throw some other things in the mix, from time to time. I just rented “Gamera the Brave” if that gives you any ideas.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-girlfriend/247927/5 "2009-10-28T20:48:42Z")

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> [@Giant sink hole swallows homes...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/giant-sink-hole-swallows-homes/25041/17):
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> The dog one was amazing! Dead dog beats Dog!

:rofl

One of the funniest things I have ever seen. The look on the people’s faces was PRICELESS:lmao