# Secret Santa - What do I get a dude? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 12, 2006, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530 "2006-12-12T10:03:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/1 "2006-12-12T10:03:14Z")
So I got a guy for secret santa at work. But I don’t know what guy so I need a generic present. I don’t know what to get. - They’re all into cars/work on cars. - They all like to drink/party. - They’re all gas pumpers. Any ideas, seeing that you’re all guys pretty much. Help a sista out. My top ideas were: A bottle of liquor, pussy, or a giftcard to somewhere. Hahah. HELP. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/2 "2006-12-12T10:04:03Z")
LOL. you work at a gas station. see sig. just fuck him. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/3 "2006-12-12T10:05:30Z")
How old are these guys? ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/4 "2006-12-12T10:05:43Z")
Porn or what newman suggested. If you don’t want to fuck, give him a nice tug. ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/5 "2006-12-12T10:05:58Z")
i’d say and this sounds dumb but people like it a gas card! ---
**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/6 "2006-12-12T10:07:12Z")
herpes ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/7 "2006-12-12T10:07:15Z")
> [@forthekicks385](#): > > i’d say and this sounds dumb but people like it a gas card! LOL. here’s a gift certificateto the place you work. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/8 "2006-12-12T10:08:43Z")
> [@newman](#): > > LOL. you work at a gas station. Smoke shop/gas station. I work on the rez, what the fuck do you expect? They are between the ages of 18-26 or something. I wasn’t serious about the pussy… I don’t know which guy I got. Just that it’s a guy. And there are some nastys. ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/9 "2006-12-12T10:09:32Z")
i did my job i got a lol ok here is my real suggestion get them a gift card to like fye or any other store like that. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/10 "2006-12-12T10:10:24Z")
> [@dawn](#): > > They are between the ages of 18-26 > [@dawn](#): > > - They’re all gas pumpers. Get them college applications. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![BLKGSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkgsr/32/7576_2.png) [@BLKGSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BLKGSR)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/11 "2006-12-12T10:12:04Z")
> [@BikerFry](#): > > Get them college applications. :tup: lol, best response :tup: ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/12 "2006-12-12T10:12:06Z")
> [@BikerFry](#): > > Get them college applications. :tup: yea but how would they pay the school after they got there ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/13 "2006-12-12T10:13:06Z")
> [@BikerFry](#): > > Get them college applications. :tup: :mamoru: ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/14 "2006-12-12T10:13:27Z")
You guys suck. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/15 "2006-12-12T10:14:07Z")
> [@forthekicks385](#): > > yea but how would they pay the school after they got there > [@dawn](#): > > I work on the rez I was gonna say that it’d probably be free, but I guess working on the rez doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re Native American… ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/16 "2006-12-12T10:15:49Z")
get them hope for a better life soap? degreaser? ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/17 "2006-12-12T10:17:04Z")
> [@BikerFry](#): > > Get them college applications. :tup: :lol: ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/18 "2006-12-12T10:17:08Z")
a shower? ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/19 "2006-12-12T10:17:48Z")
I like the gas card idea. ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/20 "2006-12-12T10:19:21Z")
may be you get them car parts if they have a real clunker [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530.md?page=2)