# Secret Santa - What do I get a dude? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 12, 2006, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530 "2006-12-12T10:03:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/61 "2006-12-12T11:54:06Z")
> [@dawn](#): > > So I got it: > > That gas pump thing, plus a small bottle of Jack/Jim/Captain, some tissues, lotion, and porn. It’s gonna make me giggle a whole lot when someone opens it. add in a box of condoms and a case of motor oil and you are set. ---
**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/62 "2006-12-12T12:05:42Z")
just give up that nasty snatch. seriously. much better than tissues and porn. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/63 "2006-12-12T12:16:11Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > add in a box of condoms and a case of motor oil and you are set. Yes, great ideas. I need more now. It’s gonna be a fuckin’ gift basket by the time I’m done. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/64 "2006-12-12T12:18:48Z")
Dildo? Then when he opens it you can be like “oops, I was wondering where that went” and take it. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/65 "2006-12-12T12:23:29Z")
… you could make one for cheap… ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/66 "2006-12-12T12:24:59Z")
This is getting sort of expensive. I think I might take out that gas pump thingy. So: - Box of Condoms (I should get the small sized ones, hahah.) - Package of Tissues - Bottle of Lotion - Bottle of Liquor - Porn Magazine (cheaper than a DVD right?) - Cheap giftcard for somewhere (AZ, Sunoco, SOMEWHERE) … that’s good, right? ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/67 "2006-12-12T12:25:25Z")
> [@BikerFry](#): > > Dildo? Then when he opens it you can be like “oops, I was wondering where that went” and take it. hahaha I was thinking an old stuffed animal. find like a shitty stuffed weasel and put him in there… In highschool My brother gave a girl (secret santa) a mounted boar’s head. Put in in a wrapped box with a lid. She opened the lid and began to cry. The boar’s head was on the wall of the lobby for a while then disappeared. > [@dawn](#): > > This is getting sort of expensive. I think I might take out that gas pump thingy. > > So: > > - Box of Condoms (I should get the small sized ones, hahah.) > - Package of Tissues > - Bottle of Lotion > - Bottle of Liquor > - Porn Magazine (cheaper than a DVD right?) > - Cheap giftcard for somewhere (AZ, Sunoco, SOMEWHERE) > > … that’s good, right? only expensive thing is the booze 😃 Just get an old porno from someone hahaha Gifting used porno mags…Screams classy, ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/68 "2006-12-12T12:29:34Z")
^That’s awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Kramer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/97f17d/32.png) [@Kramer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kramer)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/69 "2006-12-12T12:47:14Z")
:needpic: ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/70 "2006-12-12T12:50:39Z")
Let me go shopping first. ---
**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/71 "2006-12-12T13:11:41Z")
Instead of hard liquor save some money and get a 40 of silver thunder. ---
**Author:** ![Johnnylude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2acd7d/32.png) [@Johnnylude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnylude)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/72 "2006-12-12T13:20:08Z")
Gift Cards, a ook of super kiss car washes… or a nice Royal Oak Offshore ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/73 "2006-12-12T13:24:22Z")
teh HIV ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/74 "2006-12-12T13:25:02Z")
> [@Mrs. Karus](#): > > get a blockbuster gift card… everyone hibernates in the winter when its cold and watches movies. > > and some candy or something. > > that’s enough, once they open it and thank you, then who cares anymore. who the hell uses blockbuster anymore when theres netflix…cmonnnnn now ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/75 "2006-12-12T13:26:17Z")
Scratch off lottery tickets. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/76 "2006-12-12T13:28:16Z")
Don’t forget the blow up doll… Someone’s going to the turnpike… ---
**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/77 "2006-12-12T13:41:31Z")
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