# Secret Santa - What do I get a dude?

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**Created:** [December 12, 2006, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530 "2006-12-12T10:03:14Z")\
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**Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-santa-what-do-i-get-a-dude/21530/67 "2006-12-12T12:25:25Z")

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> [@BikerFry](#):
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> Dildo? Then when he opens it you can be like “oops, I was wondering where that went” and take it.

hahaha

I was thinking an old stuffed animal.  
find like a shitty stuffed weasel and put him in there…

In highschool  
My brother gave a girl (secret santa) a mounted boar’s head.  
Put in in a wrapped box with a lid.  
She opened the lid and began to cry.

The boar’s head was on the wall of the lobby for a while then disappeared.

> [@dawn](#):
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> This is getting sort of expensive. I think I might take out that gas pump thingy.
> 
> So:
> 
> - Box of Condoms (I should get the small sized ones, hahah.)
> - Package of Tissues
> - Bottle of Lotion
> - Bottle of Liquor
> - Porn Magazine (cheaper than a DVD right?)
> - Cheap giftcard for somewhere (AZ, Sunoco, SOMEWHERE)
> 
> … that’s good, right?

only expensive thing is the booze 😃  
Just get an old porno from someone hahaha  
Gifting used porno mags…Screams classy,

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