# "self service" car wash
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/self-service-car-wash/57156
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [October 27, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/self-service-car-wash/57156 "2008-10-27T11:50:15Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/self-service-car-wash/57156/1 "2008-10-27T11:50:15Z")
some people :gotme:
> OCTOBER 20–Meet Jason Savage. The Michigan man was arraigned last week on an indecent exposure charge after cops allegedly caught him, um, detailing himself with a vacuum at the Fill-N-Wash Car Wash. Savage, pictured in the below mug shot, was spotted last month loitering around a Saginaw car wash by Officer Charles Brocker of the Thomas Township Police Department. Brocker initially thought that Savage was “looking for change in the waste access door,” [according to a police report](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1020082vacuum2.html). But when he got within 20 feet of the suspect, Brocker instead discovered that Savage has his pants undone and was using the “commercial car vacuum” for a decidedly off-label use. When confronted by Brocker, Savage had a succinct response: “Oh shit!” Savage, who was arraigned on October 16, told Brocker that he was on parole for home invasion, pot possession, and “Flee and Elude.” (3 pages)
> **[Self-Service Car Wash Bust](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/self-service-car-wash-bust)**
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> OCTOBER 20--Meet Jason Savage.
> The Michigan man was arraigned last week on an indecent exposure charge after cops allegedly caught him, um, detailing himself with a vacuum at the Fill-N-Wash Car Wash.
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/self-service-car-wash/57156/2 "2008-10-27T11:52:17Z")
cheaper than a prostitute. i guess.
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### Author:  [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2008, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/self-service-car-wash/57156/3 "2008-10-27T11:54:07Z")
lol wow
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### Author:  [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/self-service-car-wash/57156/4 "2008-10-27T11:59:10Z")
seriously? What next?
“Multiple homeless men found to have contracted AIDS from local self-service car wash location.”
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### Author:  [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/self-service-car-wash/57156/5 "2008-10-27T12:00:48Z")
EW
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### Author:  [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/self-service-car-wash/57156/6 "2008-10-27T12:08:07Z")
for christ sakes.
I don’t even want to use one of those machines on my own car rugs, they are so dirty.
Lets put my dick in there, yeah thats fun.
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### Author:  [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/self-service-car-wash/57156/7 "2008-10-27T12:29:13Z")
Lmao.
I read the narrative from the police officer and that was hilarious.
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### Author:  [@BooSting](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BooSting)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/self-service-car-wash/57156/8 "2008-10-27T12:33:21Z")
> [@JustinH](#):
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> for christ sakes.
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> I don’t even want to use one of those machines on my own car rugs, they are so dirty.
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> Lets put my dick in there, yeah thats fun.
How do you think that they got so dirty?
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/self-service-car-wash/57156/9 "2008-10-27T12:48:30Z")
Kinky.