# Series of emails from Cyberdyne tech guy

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/series-of-emails-from-cyberdyne-tech-guy/159524>\
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**Created:** [August 25, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/series-of-emails-from-cyberdyne-tech-guy/159524 "2010-08-25T13:37:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/series-of-emails-from-cyberdyne-tech-guy/159524/1 "2010-08-25T13:37:35Z")

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> **[A Series of Emails From Cyberdyne's New Tech Guy](http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-series-of-emails-from-cyberdynes-tech-guy/)**
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> Hey all, Just a reminder to please update the virus software like I said. Also, there is a room in this building full of naked Austrian cyborgs. Anyone know what\\'s going on there?

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/series-of-emails-from-cyberdyne-tech-guy/159524/2 "2010-08-25T13:48:54Z")

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> [@T2](#):
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> The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

> [@Craig](#):
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Lol @ the time. Good form.