# SEX LIFE (Its a joke, just read it)

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-life-its-a-joke-just-read-it/146282
**Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic
**Created:** [March 29, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-life-its-a-joke-just-read-it/146282 "2007-03-29T21:46:55Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
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### Author: ![Blackout-Spec](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@Blackout-Spec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blackout-Spec)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-life-its-a-joke-just-read-it/146282/1 "2007-03-29T21:46:55Z")

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Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they  
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she  
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were  
in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the  
lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated  
leisure device… a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. “You impotent bastard,” She screamed  
at him, “how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better  
explain yourself!”

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

“I’ll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids.”

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### Author: ![MrsRage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrsrage/32/5815_2.png) [@MrsRage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrsRage)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2007, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-life-its-a-joke-just-read-it/146282/2 "2007-03-30T10:51:04Z")

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That is terrible, but HILARIOUS!! 😛

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### Author: ![Red\_To\_Rip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Red\_To\_Rip](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Red_To_Rip)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2007, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-life-its-a-joke-just-read-it/146282/3 "2007-03-30T11:22:09Z")

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HAHA!  
That would be a tough talk!  
Great joke never the less :E

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### Author: ![standXalone](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/standxalone/32/5536_2.png) [@standXalone](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/standXalone)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2007, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-life-its-a-joke-just-read-it/146282/4 "2007-04-07T10:50:13Z")

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hahaha, that’s good

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### Author: ![drader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@drader](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drader)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2007, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-life-its-a-joke-just-read-it/146282/5 "2007-04-08T09:01:21Z")

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oh damn! got er there.