# Sex v. Red Light **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 9, 2009, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640 "2009-10-09T11:35:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/1 "2009-10-09T11:35:18Z")
Have you ever had sex under a red light? If you have, did it make it better, worse, or no change? Personally, I think it’s the fucking best. Even the hottest girl looks hotter in red light… Pole cumming… ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/2 "2009-10-09T11:38:10Z")
What are you fucking plants? Do they wilt under the wrong wavelength? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/3 "2009-10-09T11:39:00Z")
For those of you who haven’t tried it, it’s the absolute best. Walmart sells red bulbs, for the record. ---
**Author:** ![SpenceSpeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spencespeed/32/7355_2.png) [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/4 "2009-10-09T11:39:16Z")
I tried to once, but it turned green and we had to get the fuck out of there because traffic was coming. ---
**Author:** ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/5 "2009-10-09T11:39:23Z")
Yea, I’ve done it… although I don’t really remember much of it… was a long while ago and I was TRASHED… My favorite of all time was still on the windowsill; in front of the window in the hotel room at the Adam’s Mark; 5th floor… Oh what a night that was… ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/6 "2009-10-09T11:40:17Z")
lol, spence beat me to it ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/7 "2009-10-09T11:40:43Z")
No one believes me that everyone looks hotter under the red light. ---
**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/8 "2009-10-09T11:41:11Z")
> [@SpenceSpeed](#): > > I tried to once, but it turned green and we had to get the fuck out of there because traffic was coming. +1 When I first read the title of this thread, I was thinking “How would the light stay red long enough for me to finish before it turned green?” ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/9 "2009-10-09T11:42:26Z")
> [@SpenceSpeed](#): > > I tried to once, but it turned green and we had to get the fuck out of there because traffic was coming. That is what my original thought was after reading the title. lol Haven’t had sex while at a red light, but have done it while driving lol. You could also not have sex with chicks that need to be under certain lighting to look good, that helps. I’ll have to try this redlight idea at some point, though. ---
**Author:** ![turbociv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@turbociv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbociv)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/10 "2009-10-09T11:52:26Z")
meh, i prefer flesh tones/colors. ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/11 "2009-10-09T11:53:13Z")
i was thinking the same thing spence was thinking LOL ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/12 "2009-10-09T11:54:22Z")
> [@newman](#): > > No one believes me that everyone looks hotter under the red light. even dawn? ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/13 "2009-10-09T11:55:27Z")
> [@newman](#): > > Walmart sells red bulbs, for the record. wait a min. back the VW up… you shop at walmart? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/14 "2009-10-09T12:00:16Z")
For red light sex bulbs? One would expect one to purchase blue light sex bulbs at walmart… ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/15 "2009-10-09T12:01:19Z")
lol never even crossed my mind ---
**Author:** ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/16 "2009-10-09T12:01:34Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > For red light sex bulbs? One would expect one to purchase blue light sex bulbs at walmart… No, Blue Light Sex Bulbs are Kmart! ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/17 "2009-10-09T12:05:15Z")
> [@DarkkstaR](#): > > lol never even crossed my mind Never put lighting on the pre-penetration gameplan. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/18 "2009-10-09T12:12:41Z")
Newman using strip club lighting techniques :tif: ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/19 "2009-10-09T12:13:48Z")
try it with a strobe light…it’s like having sex with a robot. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640/20 "2009-10-09T12:16:08Z")
> [@LZ](#): > > Newman using strip club lighting techniques :tif: you would know. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-v-red-light/74640.md?page=2)