# Sex with zombies **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 22, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959 "2007-02-22T15:08:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/1 "2007-02-22T15:08:16Z")
Since we’re on the theme of zombies. If you were to tie one up, and have sex with it… how would you be able to gain consent? And would it be rape, if it were a zombie, they don’t have a heart beat. so how are they human.!? ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/2 "2007-02-22T15:10:05Z")
WTF is wrong with you? ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/3 "2007-02-22T15:13:10Z")
That’s like bestiality i guess… only way more fictitious and disgusting… just be careful which state you fuck a zombie in, i guess… ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/4 "2007-02-22T15:23:00Z")
Well, you cannot legally bang out with a corpse, but they are and are not dead, hmm… It would quickly become a law: No sexual misconduct, with or without consent, with the living-dead. I don’t have the Penal Code here, it might already be in there? ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/5 "2007-02-22T15:42:45Z")
So i just googled “sex with zombies” and got this link [WOW](http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0515,savage,62908,24.html) Its worksafe so enjoy ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/6 "2007-02-22T15:49:05Z")
interesting… have your gf dress up as one? ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/7 "2007-02-22T16:07:00Z")
which zombie movie were they doing that in? the had the head cheerleader who had turned into a zombie with a football helmet on so she couldn’t bite them and the guys from the football team were taking turns fucking her. it wasn’t a porn. she ends up breaking out and killing all 3 or 4 of them. how would it be possible even. she can’t get very wet so you’d have to use lots of lube. i couldn’t imagine it though because the only way that would make sense is doggy style and even living girls go dry after a few minutes of doggy. ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/8 "2007-02-22T16:14:17Z")
[quote=“Freek,post:7,topic:24959"”] which zombie movie were they doing that in? the had the head cheerleader who had turned into a zombie with a football helmet on so she couldn’t bite them and the guys from the football team were taking turns fucking her. it wasn’t a porn. she ends up breaking out and killing all 3 or 4 of them. how would it be possible even. she can’t get very wet so you’d have to use lots of lube. i couldn’t imagine it though because the only way that would make sense is doggy style and even living girls go dry after a few minutes of doggy. [/quote] It was on the special features of dawn of the dead 2004… don’t ask why i knew that ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/9 "2007-02-22T16:42:33Z")
:banghead: here we go again ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/10 "2007-02-22T16:47:18Z")
[quote=“burnt\_toast,post:8,topic:24959"”] It was on the special features of dawn of the dead 2004… don’t ask why i knew that [/quote] REALLY?! Runs to grab dvd ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/11 "2007-02-22T17:17:15Z")
[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:5,topic:24959"”] So i just googled “sex with zombies” and got this link [WOW](http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0515,savage,62908,24.html) Its worksafe so enjoy [/quote] Have you seen this yet? > **[Girls & Corpses](https://www.girlsandcorpses.com/about.html)** > > Girls & Corpses is sort of like Maxim Magazine meets Dawn Of The Dead. lol ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/12 "2007-02-22T19:53:03Z")
yea lol a while ago lol ---
**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/13 "2007-02-22T20:04:59Z")
seriously. what the fuck is up with the zombies lately? are you all retarded? ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/14 "2007-02-22T20:08:24Z")
\<---- Sane… INSANE THAT IS ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/15 "2007-02-22T20:10:01Z")
since when has a lack of consent ever stopped ilc from having sex ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/16 "2007-02-22T20:12:05Z")
![http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:2GTEux0idOZ2GM:http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/HotD2150705.jpg](http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:2GTEux0idOZ2GM:http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/HotD2150705.jpg) Id hit it ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-with-zombies/24959/17 "2007-02-23T00:11:59Z")
[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:12,topic:24959"”] yea lol a while ago lol [/quote] oh