# Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 28, 2005, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex/175263 "2005-06-28T20:49:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex/175263/1 "2005-06-28T20:49:50Z")
SEXUAL CALORIE COUNTER REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent… 12 Calories Without her consent… 187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands… 8 Calories With one hand… 12 Calories With your teeth… 85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection… 6 Calories Without an erection… 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris… 8 Calories Trying to find the! G-Spot… 92 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary… 52 Calories 69 lying down… 78 Calories 69 standing up… 112 Calories Wheelbarrow… 216 Calories Her on top… 524 Calories Doggy Style… 726 Calories Donkey punch… 912 Calories ORGASMIC: Real… 112 Calories False… 315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging… 18 Calories Getting up immediately… 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately…816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years old… 36 Calories 30-39 years… 80 Calories 40-49 years… . 1124 Calories 50-59 years… 1972 Calories 60-69 years… 2916 Calories 70 and over… Results are still pending DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: Calmly… 32 Calories In a hurry… 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door… 1218 Calories With your spouse knocking at the door… 5521 Calories With her spouse knocking at the door… 10,521 Calories ---
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex/175263/2 "2005-06-28T20:57:33Z")
so how many calories does you adn your man lost pernite? ---
**Author:** ![Slim\_06\_F-150](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d26b3c/32.png) [@Slim\_06\_F-150](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Slim_06_F-150)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex/175263/3 "2005-06-28T21:06:56Z")
[QUOTE=The1SloShelby]SEXUAL CALORIE COUNTER Trying to find the! G-Spot… 92 Calories ive spent years looking for that thing so i can tell you that should be about 2409872985792315 12caolaroei 20957239185y723198 calroiroeisjtl309752905calories :sex: ---
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex/175263/4 "2005-06-28T21:16:40Z")
you must suck at your job then, maybe its time to go back to the gym and look for their Spots ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex/175263/5 "2005-06-28T21:34:00Z")
1144 calories burned on saturday kthx ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex/175263/6 "2005-06-28T21:53:01Z")
> [@Slim 01 WS-6](#): > > [QUOTE=The1SloShelby]SEXUAL CALORIE COUNTER > > Trying to find the! G-Spot… 92 Calories > > ive spent years looking for that thing so i can tell you that should be about 2409872985792315 12caolaroei 20957239185y723198 calroiroeisjtl309752905calories :sex: its not that hard to find! ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex/175263/7 "2005-06-29T04:10:52Z")
So have you finally figured out why I’m so thin? 😃 Now back to my breakfast burritos to fuel up. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 4:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex/175263/8 "2005-06-29T04:40:57Z")
wow 🆒, an ok thread by shelby 198,273,645,272 Calories ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex/175263/9 "2005-06-29T10:48:36Z")
shelby is that why you are putting on weight? 😃