# Sexual harassment at work
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [December 17, 2008, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837 "2008-12-17T11:08:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/1 "2008-12-17T11:08:33Z")
So, i’m sitting here and thinking how to complement a girl. I want to say “I love how your ass looks in those pants”, but like, ya know? Lawsuit, me gettin fired and shit? Yea, dont want THAT. How do I do it?
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### Author:  [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/2 "2008-12-17T11:11:56Z")
“Oh my those pants look so good on you! Where can I get a set?!?!”
Say that with a gay voice. She will then think you’re gay. In which case the girl will then think you’re not trying to get in her pants, which means if you go to her place, she’ll be open to change in front of you and even describe her sex life to you. Then you come out of your gay-ness. Just play the part. She’ll dig it. She might hit you after all is said and done though.
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### Author:  [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/3 "2008-12-17T11:13:07Z")
Wasn’t there a movie with a plot like this???Oh right Chuck and Larry
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/4 "2008-12-17T11:14:23Z")
you can’t, don’t even bother… just stare and enjoy
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### Author:  [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/5 "2008-12-17T11:15:49Z")
> [@psi2high](#):
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> Wasn’t there a movie with a plot like this???Oh right Chuck and Larry
Entirely different plot. How dare you.
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/6 "2008-12-17T11:16:24Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#):
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> you can’t, don’t even bother… just stare and enjoy
but it looks nice. i wana bite it. ;D
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/7 "2008-12-17T11:16:58Z")
just tell her she’s looking great, but don’t get creepy.
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/8 "2008-12-17T11:21:08Z")
i wish this was the 50s when a firm grab of a female co-workers buttocks meant “great job”
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### Author:  [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/9 "2008-12-17T11:22:29Z")
> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#):
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> just tell her she’s looking great, but don’t get creepy.
You do realize who you are saying that to right?
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### Author:  [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/10 "2008-12-17T12:04:35Z")
Say nothing while on property.
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/11 "2008-12-17T12:38:25Z")
> [@Cossey](#):
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> “Oh my those pants look so good on you! Where can I get a set?!?!”
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> Say that with a gay voice. She will then think you’re gay. In which case the girl will then think you’re not trying to get in her pants, which means if you go to her place, she’ll be open to change in front of you and even describe her sex life to you. Then you come out of your gay-ness. Just play the part. She’ll dig it. She might hit you after all is said and done though.
Kind of like Chuck and Larry! Jessica Biel FTW!
Edit: Oops…someone already said that.
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### Author:  [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/12 "2008-12-17T12:50:37Z")
“Nice shoes.”
It means “nice legs” and she knows it but it sounds less creepy.
Sincerely,
Sexual Harassment Expert
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/13 "2008-12-17T12:53:09Z")
> [@JClark](#):
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> “Nice shoes.”
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> It means “nice legs” and she knows it but it sounds less creepy.
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> Sincerely,
> Sexual Harassment Expert
so does “nice pants” mean “nice ass!”? also, how do u say that I wana bite it and slap it, as well.
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/14 "2008-12-17T12:53:14Z")
> [@Shawn96VR-4](#):
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> Say nothing while on property.
/thread
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/15 "2008-12-17T12:55:30Z")
> [@Shawn96VR-4](#):
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> Say nothing while on property.
soooooo… stalk her till shes home and do it there? :excited
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/16 "2008-12-17T12:56:31Z")
> [@votblindub](#):
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> so does “nice pants” mean “nice ass!”? also, how do u say that I wana bite it and slap it, as well.
Skazhi yeyi po ruski. When she asks what you just said…tell her you’ll tell her over dinner…and then tap that after dinner.
You: Tvoya zhopa ochen krasiva v etih raytuzah.
Her: What?
You: Ya hochu tvoyu zhopu v kusiti
Her: WHAT!?
You: Meet me at _place_ at _time_. I’ll tell you all about it.
_time passes_
_her making the o-face_
^^^ = you win.
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/17 "2008-12-17T12:58:03Z")
> [@Ilya](#):
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> Skazhi yeyi po ruski. When she asks what you just said…tell her you’ll tell her over dinner…and then tap that after dinner.
a horoshiy voobshe to plan, a? heheheh mozhet srabotayet?
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/18 "2008-12-17T13:06:38Z")
> [@votblindub](#):
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> a horoshiy voobshe to plan, a? heheheh mozhet srabotayet?
Ya neznayu. Ya vobshe bigayu za bogo boyazlivimi divchatami. Voni take ne roblyat lol. (Do you understand Ukrainian? lol)
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/19 "2008-12-17T13:08:57Z")
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/20 "2008-12-17T13:13:39Z")
> [@Mk4 30R](#):
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i lol’d
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