# Sexual harassment at work **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 17, 2008, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837 "2008-12-17T11:08:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/41 "2008-12-18T11:31:57Z")
> [@deadbeatrec](#): > > just do what Bino does… > > step 1: find potential on myspace > step 2: talk to them > step 3: get them to invite me over to apartment > step 4: barrow friends nice whip to drive over to said apartment > step 5: stop on way for bottle of red wine > step 6: arrive at said apartment with collar popped and hair did > step 7: bang her > step 8: leave the apartment regreting fucking said FAT chick > step 9: get home and wash off dick with any alcohol u can find (most likely moth wash) > step 10: take this one to the grave :crackup :crackup :wtf Don’t you have a high caliber weapon to be designing? ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/42 "2008-12-18T11:35:21Z")
> [@JRubino](#): > > :crackup :crackup :wtf > > Don’t you have a high caliber weapon to be designing? The proper term is, LARGE CALIPER and im taking a break. ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/43 "2008-12-18T11:39:51Z")
Same thing ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/44 "2008-12-18T11:44:22Z")
> [@deadbeatrec](#): > > The proper term is, LARGE CALIPER and im taking a break. you are always on break ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/45 "2008-12-18T11:53:40Z")
> [@psi2high](#): > > you are always on break and your point is??? ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/46 "2008-12-18T13:06:59Z")
> [@EJ257FTW](#): > > can someone please translate this communist garble into a language i can comprehend? lol…here. > [@Ilya](#): > > Skazhi yeyi po ruski. When she asks what you just said…tell her you’ll tell her over dinner…and then tap that after dinner. > > You: Tvoya zhopa ochen krasiva v etih raytuzah. > Her: What? > You: Ya hochu tvoyu zhopu v kusiti > Her: WHAT!? > You: Meet me at _place_ at _time_. I’ll tell you all about it. > _time passes_ > _her making the o-face_ > > ^^^ = you win. You: Your ass looks fantastic in those pants. Her: What? You: I want to bite your ass Her: WHAT!? You: Meet me at _place_ at _time_. I’ll tell you all about it. _time passes_ _her making the o-face_ > [@votblindub](#): > > a horoshiy voobshe to plan, a? heheheh mozhet srabotayet? Is that a good plan? Maybe it’ll work? > [@Ilya](#): > > Ya neznayu. Ya vobshe bigayu za bogo boyazlivimi divchatami. Voni take ne roblyat lol. (Do you understand Ukrainian? lol) I don’t know. I actually prefer christian girls. They don’t do stuff like that. ---
**Author:** ![stockcarboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stockcarboy/32/6303_2.png) [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/47 "2008-12-19T00:40:07Z")
flaten her tires then when she goes to leave jump her with a plastic bag rape her and kill her fuck her again when shes dead to see the differance keep her around for a toy untill she starts to rot then scull f\*ck her and freze the body and put in in a wood chiper in to the river. J/k thats disturbing i thought of that :crackup (violence against woman is bad) ---
**Author:** ![rchiplock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecd19e/32.png) [@rchiplock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rchiplock)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/48 "2008-12-19T07:45:18Z")
whoa ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/49 "2008-12-19T07:47:23Z")
Sounds like a nice way to pass a Sunday night. ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/50 "2008-12-19T08:56:55Z")
I beginning to think he really did some of the things suggested in this thread and got caught… it’s been awhile since he posted. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/51 "2008-12-19T09:07:05Z")
He was probably talking about a guy and not a girl ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/52 "2008-12-19T11:18:55Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#): > > I beginning to think he really did some of the things suggested in this thread and got caught… it’s been awhile since he posted. lmao. ---
**Author:** ![smithsteg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smithsteg/32/6379_2.png) [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/53 "2008-12-19T11:19:36Z")
> [@psi2high](#): > > He was probably talking about a guy and not a girl :+1 ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/54 "2008-12-19T14:22:28Z")
> [@stockcarboy](#): > > flaten her tires then when she goes to leave jump her with a plastic bag rape her and kill her fuck her again when shes dead to see the differance keep her around for a toy untill she starts to rot then scull f\*ck her and freze the body and put in in a wood chiper in to the river. J/k thats disturbing i thought of that :crackup (violence against woman is bad) how the hell did you know my dating technique down to a T? :confused you stalking me or something? ---
**Author:** ![bootlegcivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bootlegcivic/32/6277_2.png) [@bootlegcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bootlegcivic)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/55 "2008-12-19T14:41:28Z")
I feel like a creep for reading this thread… That poor girl doesn’t even realize that a couple cubicles away there is a sexual deviant looking to shove things into her gaping vagina and or brown eye that have no business being there… Unforgivable. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/56 "2008-12-19T15:39:26Z")
but just think about it like this… she could be a total cum gargling slut. and its only harassment if they dont like it. :banana :giggedy ---
**Author:** ![duuka](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duuka/32/6433_2.png) [@duuka](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/duuka)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/57 "2008-12-19T17:21:36Z")
> [@stockcarboy](#): > > flaten her tires then when she goes to leave jump her with a plastic bag rape her and kill her fuck her again when shes dead to see the differance keep her around for a toy untill she starts to rot then scull f\*ck her and freze the body and put in in a wood chiper in to the river. J/k thats disturbing i thought of that :crackup (violence against woman is bad) ![http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Shaniqua_Be_All_Like.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/e/b/ebae0c18137fcb743ec7f6bcd9f539524805cc22.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/58 "2008-12-20T08:24:47Z")
don’t shit where you eat. ---
**Author:** ![CustomLowz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/customlowz/32/6279_2.png) [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/59 "2008-12-20T14:25:36Z")
> [@EJ257FTW](#): > > can someone please translate this communist garble into a language i can comprehend? Whats wrong trav, dont understand russian??? ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837/60 "2008-12-21T15:57:22Z")
damn this thread flew off the nut in a second! :lol i havent posted cuz i got sick and spent 4 days playing mario kart and tetris on my DS in bed. im still sick. fcking sinuses killin meh! i wana sneak a pic of her ass, but i dont at the same time. if it ever gets back to me, im not looking forward to legal shit happenin’, see what im sayin? not worth gettin fired. also, the lens on my phone’s camera is scratched, so pics are always blurry as hell. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-harassment-at-work/240837.md?page=4)