# Shady and Srs Bzns pedo adventures part 1 **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 16, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800 "2009-06-16T06:33:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/1 "2009-06-16T06:33:31Z")
TheRonTom31: its not a horrible idea TheRonTom31: I can think of worse ideas TheRonTom31: driving around with a naked 15 yearold in a convertible white: umm def more fun thou TheRonTom31: and the brick of cocaine white: oh well white: now thats just a good time white: so fucked up it wont matter anyways TheRonTom31: convertible makes it easy for them to escape white: thats why you lace everything with coke white: and make them snort “pixie stix” TheRonTom31: pixy sticks of crushed rufies white: and the coke white: dont forget the coke white: you need her to snort all of it before the cops find it white: that have been taling you for the past 30 miles white: hmm a 15 year old… naked and a brick of coke… how much you think she can snort before she dies? TheRonTom31: make her eat it TheRonTom31: will take longer to kill her TheRonTom31: then you can dump the body white: dude you cant dump the nbody there cops behind you white: because someone decided to drive a convertable TheRonTom31: 15 yearolds are attracted to dudes with aviators and my little pony dolls in a convertible white: yea well now the cops saw a naked girl and a suspecious substance and are following you good job!.. all that coke and nonsense wasted and you cant even get your dick wet without the cops seeing TheRonTom31: put the top up at the next stop light TheRonTom31: act casual. they’ll never suspect TheRonTom31: then road head white: yea but the bitch is starting to freak out… I dont know if id trust those pearly white innocent teeth near my cock TheRonTom31: hand job TheRonTom31: the twitching will make it extra special white: hmm good idea… white: what about the mess… make her lick it all up? should go real good with the coke in her stomach TheRonTom31: should help settle her stomach TheRonTom31: or if your good she is small enough to sit on your lap and you can still drive TheRonTom31: sex drive negro white: yea but the cop just turned on their lights… fuckkk TheRonTom31: cheese it TheRonTom31: this isnt aq convertible sun fire white: dude how you exspect to run form the cops with a coked out 15 year old and your dickin flappin in the wind… we aint got nowhere to go TheRonTom31: you must be new to this TheRonTom31: thats a regular tuesday afternoon for me white: alright fuck this… pull over, bend that coked out slut over i nthe pass seat bang her… leave her a nice creamie pie and book it… its only 1 cop hell have to stop for the girl white: throw her out the door into the ditch white: oh fuck… TheRonTom31: yeah. I mean the car is stolen anyway white: i just creamed in the girl white: they haz the DNA TheRonTom31: they cant track it back to you TheRonTom31: again you are a noob white: ahh good point TheRonTom31: girl finishes you with her mouth TheRonTom31: stomach acid destroys evidence white: ahh true but what about any in the mouth? any residue im sure something could be found TheRonTom31: my dicks big enough its in the throat TheRonTom31: no reachable white: alright cops gone… hmm she looks 13 new car and we still got some coke? white two in one day… risky TheRonTom31: yes wednesday is the day you cruise the mail for 13 yearolds white: ahh till tommorow then ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/2 "2009-06-16T06:43:14Z")
jesus, thats fucked up. lmao ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/3 "2009-06-16T06:51:03Z")
You know last summer I actually did drive around with a naked 17 yearold in my car. Like totally naked ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/4 "2009-06-16T06:59:25Z")
Pics or ban ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/5 "2009-06-16T07:14:38Z")
I have some txt message pics of her at home. ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/6 "2009-06-16T07:19:24Z")
and they are not posted yet. why??? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/7 "2009-06-16T07:19:52Z")
cause im at work ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/8 "2009-06-16T07:22:05Z")
WEAK MAN… WEAK… i excpeted better from you ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/9 "2009-06-16T07:29:28Z")
They are NWS and off an old phone so its not like i could have them hosted somewhere for easy access. I will post as attachments tonight. I may even include her myspace in pms if i am paypal’d money. She is a slut would bang for like dinner someplace nice. 18 now decent body I give a 8.5 shes is just the epitomy of a dumb bitch. I couldnt stand her for more than a few hours ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/10 "2009-06-16T07:33:06Z")
> [@FS: 84 Trans Am](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-84-trans-am/19411/15): > > They are NWS and off an old phone so its not like i could have them hosted somewhere for easy access. > > I will post as attachments tonight. I may even include her myspace in pms if i am paypal’d money. She is a slut would bang for like dinner someplace nice. 18 now decent body I give a 8.5 shes is just the epitomy of a dumb bitch. I couldnt stand her for more than a few hours I demand all pics in my PM Box… ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/11 "2009-06-16T07:33:59Z")
lol… nice… in on seeing if we can hook her up with joey ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/12 "2009-06-16T07:40:47Z")
> [@FS: 84 Trans Am](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-84-trans-am/19411/16): > > lol… nice… in on seeing if we can hook her up with joey F\* that, I’ll take her for a night…:banana ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/13 "2009-06-16T07:44:49Z")
Shift gangbang event? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/14 "2009-06-16T07:48:24Z")
She has a g thug boyfriend and I wouldnt wish this girl on my own worst enemy. It was cool for me cause I just wanted some action every now and then haha ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/15 "2009-06-16T07:50:03Z")
hey! I’m G thugin too! :wierd ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/16 "2009-06-16T07:54:57Z")
half black chick. go figure right ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/17 "2009-06-16T07:58:36Z")
oooo kinda like Beyonce… lmao ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/18 "2009-06-16T15:16:03Z")
SO where’s the pics? ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/19 "2009-06-16T15:31:35Z")
> [@Automotive Transport](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/automotive-transport/19415/10): > > half black chick. go figure right You’ve peaked my interest ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800/20 "2009-06-16T15:39:42Z")
> [@It's official, no more 190 Tolls](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-official-no-more-190-tolls/19441/12): > > You’ve peaked my interest Must be the fro [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800.md?page=2)