# Shalerpunk **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 16, 2006, 11:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shalerpunk/182920 "2006-06-16T23:46:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 11:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shalerpunk/182920/1 "2006-06-16T23:46:18Z")
Happy Bday! 🍺 ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 12:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shalerpunk/182920/2 "2006-06-17T00:13:27Z")
> [@The1SloR/T](#): > > Happy Bday! 🍺 ---
**Author:** ![traydogg6969](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/traydogg6969/32/5999_2.png) [@traydogg6969](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/traydogg6969)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shalerpunk/182920/3 "2006-06-17T01:54:27Z")
happy b-day ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shalerpunk/182920/4 "2006-06-17T04:08:48Z")
> [@traydogg6969](#): > > happy b-day ---
**Author:** ![tjZ28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@tjZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tjZ28)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shalerpunk/182920/5 "2006-06-17T04:15:06Z")
Happy Bday. -TJ PS- be proud, I don’t bother w/ the bday shit for many ppl on this board. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 4:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shalerpunk/182920/6 "2006-06-17T04:32:44Z")
Happy birthday ---
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 5:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shalerpunk/182920/7 "2006-06-17T05:08:19Z")
> [@The1SloR/T](#): > > Happy Bday! 🍺 ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 5:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shalerpunk/182920/8 "2006-06-17T05:11:21Z")
🍺 ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shalerpunk/182920/9 "2006-06-17T07:36:01Z")
happy birthday ---
**Author:** ![DTMVENG24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@DTMVENG24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DTMVENG24)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shalerpunk/182920/10 "2006-06-17T08:47:29Z")
[QUOTE=pewterss][/QUOTE] :burnout: ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shalerpunk/182920/11 "2006-06-17T08:48:13Z")
> [@bgblockelcamino](#): > > happy birthday ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shalerpunk/182920/12 "2006-06-18T07:59:41Z")
thanks to everyone. > [@myspace.com/shalerpunk](#): > > I’m sorry for any obnoxious texting/calling/vomiting I committed last night. A fifty dollar bottle of thirty year old Colheita Porto, Jell-O shots, Red Bull + Vodkas, Jager, and the Piece of Ass I had last night made me throw up my own blood and I thought I was dying. > > Mad props to Nicole, Parker, Sarah, Joe D., and anyone else who babysat me last night. > > Lessons I’ve learned: > > 1. You cannot make up for missing out on a 21st birthday party by getting crushed on your 24th birthday. > > 2. You don’t drink a 1976 Smith + Woodhouse Colheita Port from the bottle. You especially don’t play beer pong with it. > > 3. If you’re going to drink as much as I did last night, you have to eat more beforehand; Four Zantrex-3s and half of a Sakkio Japan kid’s meal is not sufficient. > > 4. Throwing up blood is sometimes good. I feel better, and my abs are harder than a priest at a cub scout meeting. > > 5. I know everyone says this, but: I am done drinking for awhile. > > 6. Where the fuck are my socks? (This is more of a question than a life lesson, actually.) ---
**Author:** ![DTMVENG24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@DTMVENG24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DTMVENG24)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shalerpunk/182920/13 "2006-06-18T08:27:25Z")
> [@traydogg6969](#): > > happy b-day ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shalerpunk/182920/14 "2006-06-18T08:43:55Z")
happy b-lated bday know wheres my pizza 🙂