# ShamWow Guy ShamPows Hooker's Face **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 30, 2009, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161 "2009-03-30T05:43:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/1 "2009-03-30T05:43:47Z")
> **[ShamWow Guy ShamPows Hooker's Face](http://geekologie.com/2009/03/shamwow-guy-shampows-hooker-in.php)** > > First of all, Vince Shlomi, the ShamWow guy, is 44 years old. In the infomercials he doesn't look a day over a very douchey 25. Secondly, a $1,000 hooker tried biting his tongue off during a sexual encounter at... ![http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/29/hooker%20beater.jpg](http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/29/hooker%20beater.jpg) awesome :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/2 "2009-03-30T05:46:38Z")
hahaha wow i really thought he was a young D-bag… ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/3 "2009-03-30T05:52:56Z")
Would smash hooker and just keep my tongue in my mouth ---
**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/4 "2009-03-30T05:53:17Z")
hahaha SHAMPOW! ---
**Author:** ![dubnix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dubnix/32/6392_2.png) [@dubnix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubnix)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/5 "2009-03-30T06:52:30Z")
Gave her the SlapChop. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/6 "2009-03-30T11:04:27Z")
> [@will i get killed?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-i-get-killed/16235/48): > > Would smash hooker totally would too ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/7 "2009-04-01T16:31:37Z")
![http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/shamwowdude.jpg](http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/shamwowdude.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/8 "2009-04-01T16:32:07Z")
> [@Chevrolet Bows with New Aveo ...Sometimes Chevies aren't even Chevies at all..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chevrolet-bows-with-new-aveo-sometimes-chevies-arent-even-chevies-at-all/16376/8): > > Gave her the SlapChop. 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl +rep ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/9 "2009-04-02T06:16:42Z")
Vince “Shamwow” Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue pre whore [![http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4638/aaaaaaaaaaa11.jpg](http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4638/aaaaaaaaaaa11.jpg)](http://img22.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aaaaaaaaaaa11.jpg) post whore [![http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9789/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa6.jpg](http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9789/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa6.jpg)](http://img22.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa6.jpg) whore post sham-WHOA! [![http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/2655/aaaaaaaa9999999.jpg](http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/2655/aaaaaaaa9999999.jpg)](http://img70.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aaaaaaaa9999999.jpg) whore pre sham-WHOA [![http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1371/aaaaaaaaaaaaa4.jpg](http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1371/aaaaaaaaaaaaa4.jpg)](http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aaaaaaaaaaaaa4.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/10 "2009-04-02T06:17:53Z")
REPOST ass turd ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/11 "2009-04-02T06:18:16Z")
was posted a couple days ago, haha ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/12 "2009-04-02T06:18:46Z")
> [@HYBRID CONNECTION INTEGRA FINISHES 2 AT HOLLAND SPEEDWAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hybrid-connection-integra-finishes-2-at-holland-speedway/16555/18): > > REPOST ass turd REPOST ass turd, and the accepted term is “SHAMPOW” now. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/13 "2009-04-02T06:19:48Z")
> [@JClark"](#): > > REPOST ass turd, and the accepted term is “SHAMPOW” now. Your bmw aint got shit on jammers ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/14 "2009-04-02T06:20:59Z")
i will fight all of u at once! ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/15 "2009-04-02T06:22:07Z")
Pffft you are very top heavy so I will kick you in the knee ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/16 "2009-04-02T06:22:26Z")
> [@Anyone else having Adelphia connection problems?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-having-adelphia-connection-problems/16475/15): > > Your bmw aint got shit on jammers I want a E36 M3 race car. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/17 "2009-04-02T06:35:45Z")
> [@1st day back at school for most...How'd it go?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1st-day-back-at-school-for-most-howd-it-go/16594/9): > > i will fight all of u at once! :rofl > [@1st day back at school for most...How'd it go?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1st-day-back-at-school-for-most-howd-it-go/16594/10): > > Pffft you are very top heavy so I will kick you in the knee :rofl > [@1st day back at school for most...How'd it go?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1st-day-back-at-school-for-most-howd-it-go/16594/11): > > I want a E36 M3 race car. ☹ Trade for Supra? Historic car swap. ---
**Author:** ![Stangzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Stangzilla](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Stangzilla)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/18 "2009-04-02T08:01:16Z")
Here is what he really did 2 her… The hooker is my sister. She will b on her back in no time… ![http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0330091newsham2a.jpg](http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0330091newsham2a.jpg) ![http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0330091newsham1a.jpg](http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0330091newsham1a.jpg) ![http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham2.html](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham2.html) ![http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham3.html](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham3.html) ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/19 "2009-04-02T08:17:00Z")
its cuz the bitch used zorbees instead of a shamwow. ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161/20 "2009-04-02T08:31:02Z")
LOLZ. The hooker in AC looked much better than her (pre Shampow) and was 85% cheaper. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-guy-shampows-hookers-face/243161.md?page=2)