# ShamWow, my b\*tch up?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 29, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363 "2009-03-29T14:25:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
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### Author:  [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/1 "2009-03-29T14:25:17Z")
[http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html)
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### Author:  [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/2 "2009-03-29T14:25:59Z")
nice fur
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### Author:  [@8Grand](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/8Grand)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2009, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/3 "2009-03-29T14:28:49Z")
i swear he ages 10 years every time i see more pictures of him
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2009, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/4 "2009-03-29T14:29:20Z")
he will sue the prostitute like everyone else
> **[Vince Offer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer)**
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> Offer Shlomi (Hebrew: עוֹפﬧ שלוֹמי; born April 25, 1964), better known as Vince Offer, Vince Shlomi, or "The ShamWow Guy", is an Israeli American director, writer, comedian, and infomercial pitchman. Offer's first major work was the 1999 comedy film The Underground Comedy Movie. Offer owns, produces, and appears in television commercials for his products "ShamWow!", an absorbent towel; the "Slap Chop", a kitchen utensil; a lint roller called the "Schticky"; a liquid cleaner called "InVin Offer ...
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### Author:  [@8Grand](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/8Grand)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2009, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/5 "2009-03-29T14:32:22Z")
> [@who says this? (overheard convo at work)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-says-this-overheard-convo-at-work/39953/8):
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> he will sue the prostitute like everyone else
> [Vince Offer - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer)
Scientology did fuck up his marketing for his crappy movie
this is even better
[ame=“[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg&feature=player\_embedded](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg&feature=player_embedded)”]YouTube - Billy Mays calls out Vince on the Adam Corolla Show[/ame]
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### Author:  [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2009, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/6 "2009-03-29T14:39:34Z")
[ame=“[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWRGRZCvLmg&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWRGRZCvLmg&feature=related)”]YouTube - Vince Offer VS Billy Mays[/ame]
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2009, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/7 "2009-03-29T14:46:13Z")
[ame=“[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPE0FqRyCrc&feature=channel\_page](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPE0FqRyCrc&feature=channel_page)”]YouTube - ShamWow guy gets killed[/ame]
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### Author:  [@yamaha](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamaha)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/8 "2009-03-29T14:54:09Z")
He is old as fuck.
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### Author:  [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/9 "2009-03-29T15:00:58Z")
the girl
fuck Scientology
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### Author:  [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/10 "2009-03-29T15:17:40Z")
She’s not bad looking considering she has her shirt on inside out AND backwards
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### Author:  [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/11 "2009-03-29T15:44:31Z")
> [@HD seems to have forgotten what it is](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hd-seems-to-have-forgotten-what-it-is/39856/22):
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> She’s not bad looking considering she has her shirt on inside out AND backwards
she used to date Kriss Kross’s cousin
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### Author:  [@SixSpeed454SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SixSpeed454SS)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/12 "2009-03-29T17:01:14Z")
That’s awesome. I saw it on another board, too.
I know Laura loves the ShamWow guy 😃
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### Author:  [@T34418L31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T34418L31)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2009, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/13 "2009-03-30T09:43:12Z")
Holy fuck
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### Author:  [@rusty240det](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rusty240det)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/14 "2009-03-30T10:05:43Z")
> [@i hate my friends girlfriend.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-my-friends-girlfriend/39946/12):
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> [YouTube - ShamWow guy gets killed](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPE0FqRyCrc&feature=channel_page)
i think i just pissed myself
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### Author:  [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2009, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/15 "2009-03-30T11:59:56Z")
lol i really wish he would get shot
[ame=“[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_0cgQkT4ScQ&feature=player\_embedded](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ&feature=player_embedded)”][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_0cgQkT4ScQ&feature=player\_embedded[/ame]](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ&feature=player_embedded%5B/ame%5D)
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### Author:  [@nh4442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nh4442)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2009, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shamwow-my-b-tch-up/202363/16 "2009-04-02T07:41:49Z")
haha i saw that commercial yesterday… i guess hes right “three slaps will get the job done” lol