# Sharks with friggin' Lazers on their heads... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 26, 2005, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726 "2005-09-26T09:31:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/1 "2005-09-26T09:31:48Z")
or… [http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000117060477/](http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000117060477/) Doh. ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/2 "2005-09-26T09:33:37Z")
HAHAHHAHAH thats great ---
**Author:** ![EMX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ea924/32.png) [@EMX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EMX)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/3 "2005-09-26T09:36:10Z")
i wana pet it ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/4 "2005-09-26T09:49:52Z")
can’t be real ---
**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/5 "2005-09-26T09:53:33Z")
I herd it on the radio this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/6 "2005-09-26T09:53:39Z")
i doubt it’s real… …but then again, look at our defense budget. I shouldn’t doubt it. LoL _edit_ [http://www.channelregister.co.uk/2005/09/26/dolphin\_assassins\_run\_amok/](http://www.channelregister.co.uk/2005/09/26/dolphin_assassins_run_amok/) [http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/09/25/1850228](http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/09/25/1850228) Now there was mention on one of the newsies by the talking heads that referenced a massive dolphin rescue effort just last week. They’d “recovered” something like 6 of 20 or so. :gotme: :lol: ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/7 "2005-09-26T09:57:45Z")
the line “the navy isnt confirming it” is what makes me think its possible but at the same time… why would the dolphins be wearing their dart guns while in captivity??? i find it odd that they would leave the dolphins armed while in their pens ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/8 "2005-09-26T10:00:40Z")
> but at the same time… why would the dolphins be wearing their dart guns while in captivity??? i find it odd that they would leave the dolphins armed while in their pens Good point! I was just questioning the mere existence of the program. :bloated: ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/9 "2005-09-26T10:01:04Z")
im gonna get one of those vests for my cat… and train it to shoot at things that look like my gf. ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_Cheater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Lucky\_Cheater](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucky_Cheater)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/10 "2005-09-26T10:40:49Z")
Reality: the navy had a program after WW2 that was focused on using dolphins to disarm mines. I think, due to animal rights legislation, the program has moved more towards search and rescue. -Cheater- ---
**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/11 "2005-09-26T10:51:29Z")
> [@Zer0DazE](#): > > im gonna get one of those vets for my cat… and train it to shoot at things that look like my gf. omg rofl ---
**Author:** ![jeeves744](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeeves744/32/7619_2.png) [@jeeves744](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeeves744)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/12 "2005-09-26T11:12:38Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > Now there was mention on one of the newsies by the talking heads that referenced a massive dolphin rescue effort just last week. They’d “recovered” something like 6 of 20 or so. > > :gotme: :lol: what you are thinking about is the one aquarium that got fucked up by the hurricane and all the dolphins got free. They found a few of them and were trying to get the rest. And i call BS on this story ---
**Author:** ![longuyen88](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/longuyen88/32/7611_2.png) [@longuyen88](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/longuyen88)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/13 "2005-09-26T19:26:43Z")
> [@num482](#): > > I herd it on the radio this morning. same here lol ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/14 "2005-09-26T19:30:48Z")
> [@Zer0DazE](#): > > im gonna get one of those vets for my cat… and train it to shoot at things that look like my gf. LMAO 🤣 :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Deuce](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deuce/32/7614_2.png) [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/15 "2005-09-26T19:35:34Z")
this is hilarious if it’s true but yea the navy does use dolphins for some stuff ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_Cheater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Lucky\_Cheater](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucky_Cheater)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/16 "2005-09-27T06:18:16Z")
well, one thing is for sure…if this is true its a violation of animal rights which means only one thing BUSH HATES MARINE MAMMALS -Cheater- ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sharks-with-friggin-lazers-on-their-heads/2726/17 "2005-09-27T12:52:13Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#): > > but at the same time… why would the dolphins be wearing their dart guns while in captivity??? i find it odd that they would leave the dolphins armed while in their pens they might not be removable, could be grafted to the dolphins skin :eekdance: