# shaving accident this morning

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 14, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057 "2009-12-14T12:21:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/21 "2009-12-14T13:33:31Z")

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I dont shave completely…

Just trim

Shaving completely is to much of a hassle and well as stated i dont like to look like a pubescent boy

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/22 "2009-12-14T13:33:48Z")

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One of the many reasons to use aftershave.

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/23 "2009-12-14T13:34:58Z")

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No. A Mach3 blade, problem was, I shaved in the morning, then had sex that night. The friction from having sex created the infection.

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**Author:** ![indy440](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@indy440](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/indy440)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/24 "2009-12-14T13:40:22Z")

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was it the friction or the dirty hooker you were bangin:rofl

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/25 "2009-12-14T13:43:57Z")

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> [@LOTR: Online -Whos Playing-](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lotr-online-whos-playing/26694/27):
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> was it the friction or the dirty hooker you were bangin:rofl

I don’t know. Why don’t you ask her. She is after-all your mother. :shifty

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/26 "2009-12-14T13:43:59Z")

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> [@LOTR: Online -Whos Playing-](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lotr-online-whos-playing/26694/27):
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> was it the friction or the dirty hooker you were bangin:rofl

:ahh

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**Author:** ![indy440](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@indy440](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/indy440)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/27 "2009-12-14T13:58:07Z")

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> [@If you don't think this is the greatest GIF ever, I will fight you.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-dont-think-this-is-the-greatest-gif-ever-i-will-fight-you/27249/18):
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> I don’t know. Why don’t you ask her. She is after-all your mother. :shifty

🤣rofl:rofl:rofl  
:banana

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**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/28 "2009-12-14T15:51:59Z")

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I dreamt you had scrotal problems. Can I have 1000 dollars?

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**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/29 "2009-12-14T16:46:56Z")

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> [@BRAKE LINE????](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/brake-line/27255/3):
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> No. A Mach3 blade, problem was, I shaved in the morning, then had sex that night. The friction from having sex created the infection.

Happened to me but not that bad. Shaved and was fine. Had some serious ruff sex. And the next day I noticed it to. But it went away after a week or two. Also , had a test done and said it was just irration from the shaving . So now I just trim

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/30 "2009-12-14T18:42:41Z")

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Maybe next time try wax?

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/31 "2009-12-14T19:23:17Z")

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> [@BRAKE LINE????](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/brake-line/27255/18):
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> Maybe next time try wax?

paul… if i hear anything about your genital trimming/waxing/electrolysis habits i swear to you the gay comments will NEVER end.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/32 "2009-12-14T19:25:15Z")

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I never said I did any of that.  
I just made a suggestion.

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/33 "2009-12-14T19:35:49Z")

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> [@DIY: Revised DVD/NAV Faceplate \*Pics Re-hosted\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-revised-dvd-nav-faceplate-pics-re-hosted/26084/16):
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> I never said I did any of that.  
> I just made a suggestion.

i know… just a warning. :rofl

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**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/34 "2009-12-14T20:26:55Z")

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[http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/185-4511653-2562530?ASIN=B001HOKXZK&AFID=Froogle&LNM=B001HOKXZK|Norelco\_BodyGroom\_Premium&ci\_src=14110944&ci\_sku=B001HOKXZK&ref=tgt\_adv\_XSG10001](http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/185-4511653-2562530?ASIN=B001HOKXZK&AFID=Froogle&LNM=B001HOKXZK%7CNorelco_BodyGroom_Premium&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=B001HOKXZK&ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001)

This! Well worth the money. The g/f loves my nuts!

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/35 "2009-12-14T23:29:27Z")

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between going to dapps’ tavern and driving 3 hot girls in my car and getting pulled over and seeing two HOT girls that i should know but I don’t know at all ‘mentally’ and drinking more SODA, I should have gotten laid but NO.

:facepalm

My life is fucking pathetic sometimes.

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**Author:** ![BlueS14240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blues14240sx/32/6410_2.png) [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/36 "2009-12-14T23:43:12Z")

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> [@Buffalo Police Exam](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-police-exam/27236/6):
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> [http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/185-4511653-2562530?ASIN=B001HOKXZK&AFID=Froogle&LNM=B001HOKXZK|Norelco\_BodyGroom\_Premium&ci\_src=14110944&ci\_sku=B001HOKXZK&ref=tgt\_adv\_XSG10001](http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/185-4511653-2562530?ASIN=B001HOKXZK&AFID=Froogle&LNM=B001HOKXZK%7CNorelco_BodyGroom_Premium&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=B001HOKXZK&ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001)
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> This! Well worth the money. The g/f loves my nuts!

i have that thing too! works wonders!..if your using on your scrote be sure to use the guards cause it will bite you and nothing hurts worse than that

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/37 "2009-12-15T06:21:59Z")

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:lol another excellent thread, you guys. it’s like war stories from old farts that got back from nam comparing battle scars

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/38 "2009-12-15T08:07:49Z")

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> [@FS: 75 Gallon Salt Tank Complete](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-75-gallon-salt-tank-complete/9320/45):
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> :lol another excellent thread, you guys. it’s like war stories from old farts that got back from nam comparing battle scars

Well we compaire just about everything else that is or goes on down there so far, this is just one more to add to the list.

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**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-accident-this-morning/249057/39 "2009-12-15T08:10:41Z")

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aaahahaha, MS paint drawing is hilarious

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