# Shit faced retard.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [October 15, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599 "2009-10-15T07:53:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/1 "2009-10-15T07:53:59Z")
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**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/2 "2009-10-15T08:02:20Z")
OMG! that was funny as hell watching him squirming on the floor! ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/3 "2009-10-15T08:05:38Z")
It looks kind of staged but still damn funny… I love the end… ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/4 "2009-10-15T08:07:14Z")
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**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/5 "2009-10-15T08:10:58Z")
ha… yea that one is pretty good… ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/6 "2009-10-15T08:18:36Z")
dude too funny I cant beeive he cant get himself up after he fell ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/7 "2009-10-15T08:51:37Z")
that was awesome. good post. ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/8 "2009-10-15T09:06:00Z")
We’ve all been there, dont hate. ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/9 "2009-10-15T09:08:25Z")
LOL ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/10 "2009-10-15T09:30:49Z")
LoL never been there. If I was that drunk as this guy is, I would be passed out NOT even close to walking > [@Yaris turbo. go figure... it wont come to the US](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yaris-turbo-go-figure-it-wont-come-to-the-us/24492/29): > > We’ve all been there, dont hate. ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/11 "2009-10-15T09:52:18Z")
haha come on… how have you never fallen when drunk and not been able to get yourself up… it happens to all of us at some point… I have done it before and just gave up and went to sleep … ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/12 "2009-10-15T10:12:48Z")
ha ha hes like a turtle stuck on its shell. ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/13 "2009-10-15T10:20:50Z")
![http://pageresources.tripod.com/animations/miscanimals/anim180.gif](http://pageresources.tripod.com/animations/miscanimals/anim180.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/14 "2009-10-15T10:28:22Z")
> [@tonight's snow storm](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tonights-snow-storm/24479/74): > > ![http://pageresources.tripod.com/animations/miscanimals/anim180.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/8/1856eec18b5d00d4e43cedb9da2966a38021aac5.gif) u fail… :Idiots :tongue ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/15 "2009-10-15T10:35:27Z")
> [@Yaris turbo. go figure... it wont come to the US](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yaris-turbo-go-figure-it-wont-come-to-the-us/24492/29): > > We’ve all been there, dont hate. i can vouch for this. doesn’t make it any less amusing to watch though! ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/16 "2009-10-15T15:23:39Z")
10/06/09 Neva 4get ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/17 "2009-10-15T15:29:43Z")
> [@effing noobs.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effing-noobs/24508/19): > > 10/06/09 > > Neva 4get The time is even better…lol ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/18 "2009-10-15T16:01:17Z")
Looks like Sully when a bunch of us went to Saratoga :lol Soo great! ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/19 "2009-10-17T22:07:28Z")
It’s better with some crunk music. Feel kinda bad for the guy tho. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-faced-retard/247599/20 "2009-10-17T23:06:18Z")
I once heard about some guy who lost his car in New Jersey. Alcohol was one of the causes if I remember the story correctly?