# Shit programmers say

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-programmers-say/220229>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 3, 2012, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-programmers-say/220229 "2012-02-03T07:54:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-programmers-say/220229/1 "2012-02-03T07:54:18Z")

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I LOL’ed since I sit at my desk doing the same thing.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-programmers-say/220229/2 "2012-02-03T08:06:00Z")

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They left out:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT WORKED!!!

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-programmers-say/220229/3 "2012-02-03T08:06:58Z")

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> [@boardjnky4](#):
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> They left out:
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> HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT WORKED!!!

Lol. Very true. I do go “humph” a lot when something compiles and runs without an error.

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-programmers-say/220229/4 "2012-02-03T08:16:04Z")

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I swear way more then that lol

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**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-programmers-say/220229/5 "2012-02-03T08:26:29Z")

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I don’t really program other than some command line stuff, HTML and CSS, and simple WMI and SQL queries. But I always find my self going “come on, come on, come on…GOD DAMNIT”

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-programmers-say/220229/6 "2012-02-03T08:29:51Z")

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haha. I’ve been known to shout that in my cubicle, literally. Safe to say I’ve offended a few people with my swearing.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-programmers-say/220229/7 "2012-02-03T08:41:49Z")

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> [@LZ](#):
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> I swear way more then that lol

+1

And if I had to do my job on a single laptop screen it would be a pretty much constant stream of profanity.

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**Author:** ![Matt\_Danger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matt_danger/32/4981_2.png) [@Matt\_Danger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Matt_Danger)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-programmers-say/220229/8 "2012-02-03T09:22:46Z")

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I want that blue chair the first dude has, it looks comfy.

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-programmers-say/220229/9 "2012-02-03T09:43:04Z")

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when the TV’s here are not working, I blame a benway.

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**Author:** ![jeffthespasm](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeffthespasm/32/3153_2.png) [@jeffthespasm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeffthespasm)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shit-programmers-say/220229/10 "2012-02-03T11:21:02Z")

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> [@boardjnky4](#):
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> They left out:
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> HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT WORKED!!!

+1 million

Loved it, thanks for sharing. I agree with everyone else here though, there’s a lot more head slamming and swearing while I code… maybe they’re writing Python.